Bombs at the legs of society. |
So, Yves Saint Laurent died today. I try not to make too much fuss about clothes, but there are a few people who deserve credit for putting us on an aesthetic and cultural course for the better. YSL...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 11:41:00 PST |
Poop. |
I was just reading about the guy who bought the Jurassic poop for twice the expected auction price. Steve Tsengas, owner of an Ohio company that sells products to treat pet animal waste. My immediat...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 02 May 2008 11:06:00 PST |
Ashes. |
I’ve recently begun training for my job as a part-time funeral director on a yacht. Almost immediately, everyone started asking me if I watched Six Feet Under. Just months ago, I was always as...
Posted by Elizabeth on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:49:00 PST |
For those concerned about my gelatinous eyeball... |
it's OK!!Don't worry about a thing!It's just because I'm allergic to cats, and then I rub my eyes, and then my eyeball gets all gelatinous. There is medication to clear it up, though, and then it goe...
Posted by Elizabeth on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:27:00 PST |
The Oozing Blisters. |
I've recently returned from the north of India, where I spent 10 days in a silent retreat in the Himalayas, surrounded by Tibetan monks and monkeys. While I learned a few things about the Mahayana ou...
Posted by Elizabeth on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:13:00 PST |
Scripture Guy. |
The more the 'hood gentrifies, the more grateful I am for the old stalwart neighbors who've been keeping it real for the last 1/2 century or so...There's one guy, who's red building facade is painted ...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 09:35:00 PST |
Batteries. |
Used to be, you'd go on the subway, and people were always selling batteries. They'd sell you a two pack of Duracells for a dollar. Back when I had a Walkman, I bought a lot of two packs. Even when...
Posted by Elizabeth on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 10:01:00 PST |
OUTRAGE ALERT! |
Funny thing at the office today. Every so often, there's a notice via e-mail. If the tech people are working on the system, they'll send a message of dates and times when certain programs won't be a...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:47:00 PST |
Pam y Mas. |
There's a new food place in my neighborhood. It opened last week, but the signs have been up for a while now. Maybe 3 months. Two big neon signs that say "Pam & Mas". Crazy, multi-colored neon sig...
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:33:00 PST |
Wiffle Ball |
I've just been thinking about Wiffle Balls today. About how it's a plastic ball, with a bunch of holes in it, so that nobody gets hurt, and it won't go to far. Like a GPS device, but for a softball....
Posted by Elizabeth on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:40:00 PST |
