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Shawn Putnam

About Me

Shawn Putnam is a scoundrel. He beats up women and collects children's shoes. Also, he eats rodent ass. Shawn Putnam writes songs about his friends' prejudices and moms...and sometimes about other stuff like lame-face whores. One time I saw Shawn Putnam pee on an American flag and blind fold a crippled veteran with it before pushing him over a cliff.All of Shawn Putnam's songs are awful. Some, though, according to some people, are slightly less awful than others. They are dumb. It's all bad. I would rather wrestle E. Honda from Street Fighter than be forced to endure this kind of garbage. Maybe even take on Chris Mantz. And that's a bad mofucka. Ya dig?Shawn Putnam does not believe in Grilled Cheese sandwiches because they are merely a conspiracy concocted by Atheist extremists in an attempt to denounce our Lord Jebediah Christy. Therefore, Alex Murray will not be recieving any such edibles. Suck on that, so called Hunkthrust King.Leave me comments or I'll hang a chicken....And I don't care who you know in PETA, you sick terrorist bastard.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/20/2006
Band Members: Just me and my lonesome...though I hope to be reuniting soon with the one and only Jimmy Kleffel, or as the ladies like to call him, "James" durrrrr girls are dumb. We will be making beautiful music together, at least briefly. I can't stick around him for too long because he smells like a ham sandwich and it kind of starts to make you sick when all you smell all day is Ham. One time Jimmy Kleffel said "Your Mom!" to Tim Kleffel and I laughed a really healthy and refreshing laughing for about 5 minutes. Thanks for that. T'was relieving.
Influences: Alcohol. No j/k ummm Kimya Dawson owns your whole city's face. The Decemberists; Pink Floyd; Against me!; Pete Doherty; Modest mouse; The Misfits; Matt Connor; 65 Days of Static; A Fire Inside; Deftones; Adam Green; Radiohead; Apples in Stereo; NOFX; The Bloodhound Gang; Bloc Party; Bright Eyes; Cake; Nirvana; The Distillers; Elliot Smith; Everclear; Fiona Apple; Flogging Molly; Paul Foster; The Fugs; Gomez; Green Day; Hot hot heat; Incubus; Jolie Holland; Mindless Self Indulgence, you hooker; The Moldy Peaches; Muse; Neutral Milk Hotel; The New Pornographers; The Offspring; Panic! At the disco (You know you've got the fever, you fag) Perfect circle I guess....TOOL! ; JIMMY FUCKING KLEFFEL; Jeffrey Lewis Band; Rage against the machine; Rancid; Red Hot Chili Peppers; TIM FUCKING KLEFFEL; Sublime; The Shins; Snot; System of a Down; Ted Leo & the Pharmacists; Tenacious D; Tom Waits; Weezer; ...Nobody doesn't like Will Oldham; The Yeahs yeah yeahs; SUCK A DICK MATT CONNOR; I'd very much like to cheese; Kody Moyer; Tom Woloszanski...sometimes I listen to Shawn Putnam. (Tons more stuff I can't think of at the moment)If I've learned anything in life, it's that Garth is the shit but he's always busy bowling or something.
Sounds Like: Too much lotion.
Record Label: Unsigned

My Blog

Song 43 (If it keeps skipping over the song in the middle of it...)

I don't know why. It has been doing that though.  If it keeps up, I'll just have to upload it again and see what happens. Well anyway, this is probably like the 40'th song I've written and never finis...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:18:00 GMT

The late George Carlin speaks the truth

Although not necessarily an impressive video, here is some beautifully worded audio from George Carlin set to some piano. Just one of my favorites that I felt like sharing.
Posted by on Sun, 12 Apr 2009 16:46:00 GMT

Taking new direction

After years and years of waiting, I've finally aquired the means to record electrically on my own accord.  This means a ton more room creatively for me. I'm excited to put out what could turn out...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 11:55:00 GMT

Babes in the wood redone

Hope you like it.Shawn
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:49:00 GMT

Song 23

I wrote this song a few weeks ago and just recorded it a few minutes ago.  Needs alot of work, especially toward the end but I didn't have time to fuck with it as I'm going camping in a few minut...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:00:00 GMT

Terra Incognita

Terra Incognita = Unknown and/or unexplored territory.  The song (If you don't see it yet, it should show up soon) is in reference to an incredibly vivid dream I had a few nights ago where I had ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:48:00 GMT

New Music soon I guess.

I don't know how soon.  I have some.  It's okay.  We'll see. Either way, I'm taking the old stuff down because it sucked a lot.  I mean, it's still gonna suck, but not that much. Y...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:01:00 GMT

Radiohead Life in a Glass House Live on BBC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXO9KUaI8KM
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:57:00 GMT

Tim Meadows Marijuana Warning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOFo From Walk Hard. Poor Dewey lost his sense of smell as a child after he accidentally cut his brother in half with a machete, in case you haven't seen...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 13:59:00 GMT

Doug Stanhope - You're Taking the Wrong Drugs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR4aQoezl-U
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 23:14:00 GMT