Father Monkey profile picture

Father Monkey

~Kiss Me On My Ego~

About Me

Six Feet Under ~Dead and Buried

I am Monkey. I like music. You should listen to the music I have scattered about my profile. I happen to be hung up on the New Zealand metal at the moment, hell, for the past couple years. Aside from that I am a dormant musician celebrating the birth of my first child born of a woman I love deeply by the name of Ali. Together we are the Harts of Orchard Island in Ohio where I was born and raised and will be buried. Regardless, the point of my page here is entertainment, mainly in the form of music, but artistic outlet and expression as a whole. Spend some time and listen and watch, browse my friends and check out all the others not on the front page for they are trying and worthy. Peace fuckers!

My Interests

My daughter Crystal. Aint she just bloody adorable?Mozilla Firefox is the prefered browser of this profile~ߣ€§§ëd.ßë.m¥.pêöp£€~A chick called Ali, music, machines, science, art, automotives, boats, sex, chaos, disorder, mutant space zombies, alcohol, pot, LSD, being a lazy slack ass, eating pussy, pot, did I mention pot?, Gentleman Jack on the rocks, sex, space, witchcraft, promoting underground/local music, sex, driving way too fast, dysfunctional people/relationships, playing psychologist for my friends, unfurling truth b4 blind eyes

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that would be willing to pay me to act like an idiot.Sinate ~The Last War

Support Straight Line Stitch

Music:

Six Feet Under ~ Shadow of the Reaper

| More VideosBarry Manillow is GOD!Other than that pretty much whatever. Let's see....Allman bros., Zombie, Charlie Daniels Band, Dimmu Borgir,8 FOOT MOTHER FUCKING SATIVA!!!, Sinate, Tainted, all the New Zealand metal in general, NIN, John Butler Trio, Frank Sinatra, Black Sabbath, Opeth, Rolling Stones(70's stuff), Outkasts, Eagles, Elvin Bishop, Frank Zappa, Mozart, Beethovan, Jimi Hendrix, Devo, Six Feet Under, The Cure, 8 FOOT MOTHER FUCKING SATIVA!!!, Marvin Gaye, George Clinton, Pink Floyd, Megadeth, Deicide, U get the idea. . . .Check out my cyber~mates Tainted, the Broken Video. I hope to get some Thinktank on here soon, I know they did some shooting the other week that I missed, but for now dig on some Christchurch New Zealand music...

Movies:

Splatter and zombie flicks mainly with the occasional obscene type comedies, anything that is well done and not drab and generic. B movies are great, Troma films have always been a favourite. Grandma's boy has to be the funniest I have seen in years, The Devil's Rejects probably the most violent in the past decade or so...

Television:

CARTOON NETWORK OWNZ!!!
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot


69%

Soft


69%

Wet


56%

Sweet


50%

Exciting


44%

Shy


25%

Awkward


19%

Violent


19%
What is your sexual style?
created with QuizFarm.com

Books:

I must be EMO

Add to My Profile | More Videos

Heroes:

Bob Lazar
You scored as Captain Spaulding. You are Captain Spaulding. You love a good laugh, but when someone needs to die, you dont mind killing them. You hate people who dont like clowns, and feel they should die too. Infact, you just want to wreak havoc on anyone who hates clowns! Then enjoy a nice bucket of fried chicken after the daily killings!

Captain Spaulding


70%

Michael Myers


65%

Jigsaw


65%

Freddy Krueger


60%

Leatherface


60%

Candyman


55%

Hannibal Lecter


55%

Pinhead


50%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Jason Voorhees


35%
Which Horror Killer are You?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Marijuana. You are Marijuana (aka: weed, dope, skunk, chronic...). You are the most commonly used drug in the world. You are powerful, stubborn, moody, have a strong attitude. You are classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.

Cocaine


83%

Marijuana


83%

Ecstasy


33%
What kind of drug are you?
created with QuizFarm.comYou have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com
You scored as The Hazel. In Celtic astrology, you're a Hazel. The animal symbol that accompanies this tree is the salmon. The ancient Druids say Hazel people are creative, artistic, expressive, imaginative and perceptive. They often make good teachers. However, Hazels may be prone to being overly analytical, morose or preoccupied in their own thoughts.

The Hazel


65%

The Rowan


65%

The Elder


60%

The Alder


55%

The Hawthorn


55%

The Oak


55%

The Reed


55%

The Vine


55%

The Holly


55%

The Ivy


50%

The Willow


50%

The Birch


45%

The Ash


45%
What Tree Are You? (Celtic astrology)
created with QuizFarm.com

My Blog

The Monklette

Oi crickey this one is growing. Grabbing at things, trying to crawl. She can go backwards quite well. Giggling to beat all and man, we went to get her picture taken today and talk about a ham! Here&rs...
Posted by Father Monkey on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:17:00 PST

Contacts

So I went and got contacts today. Something I have been meaning to do for years. I only think of it come summer time, usually when I am under the hood of the car and my glasses fill with sweat. My 5 m...
Posted by Father Monkey on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:05:00 PST

Barack Hussein Obama

That's pretty much all I have to say. Willy Cunningham from Cincinnati said it on monday as he has many times in the past. It caused a national uproar. See, he warmed up the crowd before a McCain rall...
Posted by Father Monkey on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 03:01:00 PST

Libel

Libel is saying that a named person is a child molestor when they are not. Libel is not saying that a screen name uses nazi tactics and over steps her bounds, exploiting her power as administrator at ...
Posted by Father Monkey on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:25:00 PST

Moosigner Girl

Feral cows abound here on the internet. I found one that sucks extra hard. Along with her outdated message board Runboard. It's not really hers but she is one of the head admins there. They like to go...
Posted by Father Monkey on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:46:00 PST

Nazi’s Everywhere

So now I am waiting for some whiney excuse as to why my blog was deleted here. I guess we cant mention other sites on MySpace. God forbid we bitch about anybody on the internet now.
Posted by Father Monkey on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:25:00 PST

Monday Dribble

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats out of the way. Happy monday all! Another work week is here and I am oh so over~joyed. The weekend was good. Had some friends over for drinks and...
Posted by Father Monkey on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:25:00 PST

Dis And Dat Yo

Morning coffee on a thursday. Yippy it aint friday! I love work. There is nothing more I would rather do with my time. I love my dungeon of a room there. I love the air compressor 3 feet behind me. I ...
Posted by Father Monkey on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:22:00 PST

Tis December

Ah december. I turned 37 over the weekend and mother Earth gave me a big mess of snow. Twas nice indeed. We didnt do much due to the weather. The women folk were doing their xmas baking and what~not s...
Posted by Father Monkey on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

Bloogers

Saturday. Boring. Crystal has been fussy. I have been lazy. Ali has been hungover. The monkies are still hiding in the fridge awaiting an attack from the penguins of the freezer. They have pudding pop...
Posted by Father Monkey on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 03:58:00 PST