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About Me

CHECK ME OUT AT MY MUSIC PAGE!!!
...and support a starving artist, will ya?

I'm back! After a brief hiatus, my alter ego, Glendoff Cowpers, has gone dormant and I, Bo Han, am back in charge of my myspace profile!

So, let's write a little something about me shall we? Bo is a 6th year super-senior at UCLA who is about to graduate soon, but has no idea whatsoever what he wants to do with his life. Well, I do know what I want to do, but that idea (becoming some sort of musician) is so far-fetched and economically unsound that I have to look at it very skeptically as an option.

I am a good guy in general. I love music to death. I am tired. I am occasionally an insomniac, also occasionally alcoholic. I am an excellent dancer and musician. I love video and computer games.

My dad was a level 60 Buffer, and ran his own healing guild. He died young. Although he left some fat l00t for the clan to pick up (epic gear included), the manager of those drops soon lost it all when her party members set her up and left her to die on a raid (which turned into a PvP onslaught), robbing her of my clan's fat l00t in the process. So now, at age 23, I am but a level 2 warrior, unsophisticated, ill-equipped, and unable to hack away at the simplest obstacles the quest of life throws at me.

I am good at wasting time, procrastinating, being lazy, and being irresponsible. If you're a girl (or a guy, but i won't do you) looking for mr. right, i'm it! Fucking LoLL0rZ!!!!

I'm extremely perverted and have a so-called "dirrty mind". Although I prefer to term it the "normal, uninhibited mind". I am overtly perverted at that. People get scared by it. Why be scared at your own nature?

-me

I also have facebook and another blog and profile over at 1up.com. Check 'em out!

My Interests

Interests are forbidden under the sacrilege teachings and laws of the Vas Deferens. Those of you who have them: be warned. turn from your vegetarian ways before the wrath of our righteous blade rims you and purges you of your seamen.

I'd like to meet:

My creator and true tyrant of all things (except T-shirts), the almighty Vas Deferens. May his peace be with me for a couple seconds. Also, my brothers over at Aum Shinrikyo.

Music:

The flapping layers of ISRAEL KAMAKAWIWO'OLE form such wonderful music. Sometimes, when I quif, I think it's music in its purest, most natural form.

Movies:

Star Wars! Because Captain Spock reminds me of my father, who is in heaven with 70 virgin men.

Television:

I like to watch HBO boxing matches. The men are lean, mean, and raw animalistic. As a woman, I would like to bathe with the boxers to see if they would possibly give me a chance to romance with their wives and children.

Books:

I find the instruction manual of my new bazooka to be very well written. Also, I love biographical and auto-biographical books such as the Da Vinci Code and The Death of a Salesman, because they tell me the most recent and up to date research results in the scientic and calligraphic communities.

Heroes:

The one and only deity, the Vas Deferens. Spirituality aside, I like Mr. John Cooper, whose wife i met about a week ago. She is by far the tastiest woman i have ever ingested. Thank you Mr. Cooper, for preparing such a fine woman for my anal pleasure.

My Blog

Thoughts on Getting into Law Schools

I got accepted to Loyola Law, UC Davis Law, and am on the wait list over at Vanderbilt Law. These are super competitive schools to get into, I should be insanely happy.But I'm not. Not the least bit e...
Posted by Bo on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

Bo's New Epiphany

I just went through a traumatic breakup - I got dumped on my birthday, and I didn't even know it.After clearing my head and thinking about it, this whole ordeal has taught me something - be selfish, ...
Posted by Bo on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:00:00 PST

The Music in me fading away

I've been witnessing the slow death and decay of my inner music. I used to have it flowing in me, always and intensely. But now, i'm beginning to lose my rhythm, my pitch, my tone, my range, my ideas,...
Posted by Bo on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST

Steve Irwin

So Croc Saviour died huh....man at first it was amusing to me, but as the day went by i just got sadder and sadder and sadder...i like people like him....think the world could use more Steve Irwins......
Posted by Bo on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:05:00 PST

Letter to Jack Thompson

Although there is still much debate about the effects of media violence on youth cognition and behavior, it is safe to conclude that psychological researchers have a consensus: violence in interactiv...
Posted by Bo on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 03:14:00 PST

Los Angeles Heat Waves + Roling Black-Outs = Insomnia and...

Los Angeles Heat Waves + Roling Black-Outs = Insomnia and... Hours of blister...
Posted by Bo on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:46:00 PST

A Series of Ponderings in Gameland

A Series of Ponderings in Gameland Greatest Hits? A greatest hit, as the B...
Posted by Bo on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:45:00 PST

Do Video Games Cause Youth Violence?

This is a graph obtained directly from the U.S. Department of Justice, Bureau of Statistics website, with the release dates of consoles and games added on for consideration. I think it answers the que...
Posted by Bo on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:03:00 PST

SURPRISE! A Reply from my Senator! (or her assistant)

Dear Mr. Yang: Thank you for contacting me with your concerns about the Family Entertainment Protection Act. I appreciate hearing from you. In my lifetime, I ...
Posted by Bo on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 07:38:00 PST

The Blue Book Blues

Having recently taken numerous final exams, I feel that my familiarity with the UCLA Examination Blue Book is at an all time high, and that my analytical skills are sharper than ever. So, to make use ...
Posted by Bo on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:18:00 PST