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About Me

Well...lemme see...when people first get to know me, I'm pretty shy. I'm not much of a talker because I want to get a feel for my audience, in a sense. After a while, though, I...um...loosen up, I guess, depending on the personalities of the people I hang out with. In other words, I wouldn't be streaking around born-again friends, unless, of course, these friends were baptised in budweiser. Then, yeah, probably nude jogging would be appropriate, especially if said friends were into naked filipino men flopping about. But, then again, who isn't? Anyways, I'm not the type of person who takes things too seriously, but I work hard and get the job done when I need to. I love to listen to people, especially the female people, and I try to help out when I can with any sage thoughts that I have blended beneath my buzz cut. However, I'm really, really bad at making phone calls. Really, really, really bad. I'm Bush and phone calls...well...are everything else. I'm that bad.

I'm really, really, really enjoying my job at the moment. It is mighty bad-ass. However, I sure do miss quite a few people a whole lot (some of you should know who you are, dammit. lol), especially with my bro, Blake, being a married man now, and all. No more single shenanigans!Gah! So, please, if you are free before 5pm, or after 2am, or completely free on Wednesdays and Thursdays, lemme know. I have already blown through three novels in the past month. They were really good novels (especially "A Dirty Job")but still... I'M BORED! >_<

And now...a survey!


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Larry "Boom-Boom" Baterina DuPreez III
Birthday: 05/14/1982. The same as Jordan Knight, apparently. "Right Stuff", yo.
Birthplace: Baugio, Philippines. In the mountains. On a banana boat.
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Brown-ish. Black, when I'm pissed. Or sober.
Hair Color: Black-ish. Gold, when I'm pissed. Or really drunk.
Height: About two heads taller than Seth Green...which really isn't that tall...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Most of the time, I'm right-handed. About three months out of the year, I'm ambidexterous, and about four times a day, I'm a lefty...
Your Heritage: whoo, let's not get started on that...
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance, yo.
Your Weakness: A cute voice with a cute face.
Your Fears: Really sharp teeth with the cute face.
Your Perfect Pizza: One topped with peace, love, and harmony. And pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become sorta famous...Tera Patrick famous...without giving reach-arounds...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: coo.
Thoughts First Waking Up: why aren't I asleep?
Your Best Physical Feature: I would have to say my meaty man buttocks.
Your Bedtime: About 1am-ish.
Your Most Missed Memory: Running around, just being a kid.
Pepsi or Coke: Fresca, yo.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out, yo. Or Yak-in-the-Crack.
Single or Group Dates: Single:)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona green tea, yo.
Chocolate or Vanilla: I'm down with the swirl.
Cappuccino or Coffee: That peppermint ice blended I had over the holidays.
Do you Smoke: Hell no.
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah.
Do you Sing: Most people interpret it as singing, I suppose.
Do you Shower Daily: In the coldest ass shower, yeah.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah. Still sorta am.
Do you want to go to College: Meh. I think I can waste my money more creatively.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, in a few years.
Do you belive in yourself: To an extent. I ain't jumpin' off no roof in an attempt to fly or anything.
Do you get Motion Sickness: reading while in the car makes me sick. also a wee bit dangerous.
Do you think you are Attractive: To the blind-deaf-mute-clinically dead women, I'm Rory Calhouen.
Are you a Health Freak: Well, not freak. I don't butter my bacon anymore, though.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part, yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I like causing thunderstorms...
Do you play an Instrument: A few. Am I any good? Meh.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Past month? Shit. Need a drink now.
In the past month have you Smoked: Hell no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Hell no.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does the one with Julio count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think so. Yeah.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: A whole box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ...I won't go there...
In the past month have you been on Stage: The grand stage of life, yes.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, I haven't dipped any skinny people.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Well, borrowed....
Ever been Drunk: Yeaup.
Ever been called a Tease: Every time I see Paco or Julio, yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: Nope. Now, if we were talking about the other way around...
Ever Shoplifted: Nah. Bad knees.
How do you want to Die: Saving someone or several someones, while having sex, somehow.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fireman! Yay!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, of course. Maybe stop by my old country, too.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: As long as they're striking, doesn't matter.
Favourite Hair Color: Probably black or auburn.
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter.
Height: Around my height.
Weight: A little curvage don't hurt nobody;)
Best Clothing Style: kinda punk-ish, if they want to be.
Number of Drugs I have taken: clean, yo.
Number of CDs I own: A lot.
Number of Piercings: Me? none. Them? A few in choice places is coo.
Number of Tattoos: See piercings.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Me? A couple of things. Them? As long as it doesn't conflict with the present, it doesn't matter.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton (so I can thank him), Hillary Clinton (so I can slap her), the Dali Lama ('cause he owes me ten bucks) , Samuel L. Jackson ('cause I owe him said ten bucks), Christopher Walken (said I would kiss him for ten bucks), Stan Lee, Dave Chappelle, Frank Miller, Alex Ross, Warren Ellis, Garth Ennis, Brian Michael Bendis, Sam Kieth, Alan Moore, Shigeru Miyamoto, Hayao Miyazaki, Nobuo Oematsu, one who puts nougat into candy bars, one who puts cream into twinkies, one who can put me into their heart ( :(...), and Abe Vigoda...mmm...need me some of that fresh Fish... ..

My Blog

CRAPCRAPCRAPCRapcrapcrapcra...Its a long way down with LBD!

I didn't expect the silence. I mean, the silence didn't last very long, considering the 60mph+ wind ripping past my skull failed to thrash with subtlety. However, there was a moment at the crux of the...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 15:05:00 GMT

Faster than a speeding dial-up modem..its a super-quick, happy fun time post from LBD!

...how do you do this again?... oh, yeah...   Hey, y'all! Yeah, it's been a while, but I ain't dead quite yet (but my 360 is... ; ;). I finally broke the gravity that is 56k, and now I'm bla...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 15:33:00 GMT

There are no deadlines. This is not the blog that you are looking for...quick post from LBD!

Yeah, yeah. As the title implies, I've dropped the whole "having a deadline" thing. I always seem most motivated to write when it is a few hours before something is due, but since I set my own pace, t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 15:13:00 GMT

A quickie post is still a post...An explanation of what's new from LBD!

Yeah, I know. This is a proper post, but I've been busy becoming one with the temple of the body and whatnot. Also went to see screening of "Hot Fuzz" (brilliant, btw). Anywho, here's a quick rundown ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 23:48:00 GMT

Where have all the blogging gone? Long time passing...An explanation from LBD!

Sometimes, when your on the wagon, the horse decides to die on you, and to get anywhere, you have to fall off the wagon to find a new ride. The horse in this parable is my computer, and it died pretty...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 14:21:00 GMT

Building a Better Sugar Cookie...pt.1 in the "Stupid Fucking Deadlines" series from LBD!

Haven't quite completed writing the blog that I intended to post up, so in order to chip away at the writer's block, I'm gonna free write. Anime folks would refer to this as a "filler episode", but da...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 15:40:00 GMT

I wouldn't say best man...more like good 'nuff...A story about a milestone from Uncle Larry!

Since yesterday was Valentine's day, I wanted to post-up my memories of my best friend's wedding. (Not the horrible, horrible movie, but the actual event.) It's been a little over three months since ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Fuck! I said at least once a week, huh?...Another half-assed post from LBD!

You know what the worst part about making your own deadlines? Keeping them. I started on a blog about a special event that happened recently, and then BAM!: writer's block. Apparently, my writer's blo...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 15:02:00 GMT

...huh...wazzat?....it's 2007 already?...damn....maybe I should post something...

Ok...so...it's been a few months...how is this done?...oh, yeah... heh heh. So, this is technically a non-post, really. No stories or poems. Just a general update and explanation of things. First off...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 14:34:00 GMT

A year used to seem like a long time...a proper farewell from Larry Boy...

This past year has probably been the most eventful one in my entire life. Many things seemed to just cram themselves as I coasted through the 52 weeks. I mean, it seems like I coasted, looking back. ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 18:50:00 GMT