Tony Balony - ProfilesArchive

About Me

handy. tidy. neurotic. not so achy. right. correct. sleepy, out of time, sneezy

My Interests

muay thai, Pixel, bReaking things, talkin shit, People that stand in intersections waiting to be run over, elevated heart rates, camaros 510's n tw's, art & ARs Did I mention elevated heart rates..

I'd like to meet:

art-fags that dont wear their little sisters pants Methuselah Big Foot, girls with big noses, parking in front, the devils advocate, a part-timer, kitchen, recliners, spare time, foot massages

Music:

Paris, Soul Position, Alice in Chains, Executive Fingerbang, cut chemist, Biggie, Soul Coughing, Shina Ringo, pet yorn, Cornelius, Do-Wop, Foreigner

Movies:

DOOMSDAY, Tokyo Godfathers, Super Brawl, Night Porter, The Triplets of Belleville, Amalie, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Born into Brothels, Happiness of the Katakuris, Forbidden Zone, Battle Royal, young frankenstein, gross point blank, american gangster, Super Bad

Television:

Frisky Dingo, J-TV, Top Gear, Venture Bros., Boondocks, Scrubs, Gods of War

Books:

magazines

Heroes:

nemesis

My Blog

more locker rooms

So again, in the locker room at the gym. The things people will do in front of others they dont even know. WOW. This time no pit stick on the ass. This time a rather furry gentleman decided that ...
Posted by Tony Balony on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

deoderant

May i star by saying how cool blogs are. So as I tend to spend some time at the local gyms. One of the gyms I frequent has a rather nice locker room. Showers, sauna, clean towls, earwax rem...
Posted by Tony Balony on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:27:00 PST

fucking santa hats and driving

Is there some sort of probe that enters ones brain when dawning the santa hat? It appears to make one unable to drive a car safely or function on ones own. Oh and the parallel with those in the sant...
Posted by Tony Balony on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:28:00 PST

Take some ownership

Yo asshole take ownership for yourself. Dont wonder anylonger why it seems lilke everyone in a car hates you anylonger. Stand on the fucking sidewalk when you arent crossing the street. Dont look f...
Posted by Tony Balony on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 08:00:00 PST

Bells & Whistles

Please god, can everyone stop with all the spinning, flashing, singing, O.C.D. HTML on their pages. Ease up and take a breath before you put in that next fan-fN'-tastic roll over. P.S. Use your turn...
Posted by Tony Balony on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 08:30:00 PST