Leighlei Laceration - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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Hi. My name is Leighlei (pronounced Lee-Lee) Laceration.
Even though I'm a huge jerk, you should add me on the other 'be my internet friend' websites I frequent.
Thanks; Management.

I'm epic.
I love music. I think music is cool. ... But I don't think that the music I like makes me 'cool.'
I like it when people make me mixed CDs or tell me about albums they like because they think I will like the music on them, or because the songs remind them of me.
I don't like it when people make me mixed CDs or tell me about albums they like because they think their taste in music is better than mine and want to show off.
I have a lot of bizarre social hang ups. They make me awkward. They do not, however, make me at all subtle.
For an extended list of these neuroses, contact my bestie.
I show the people I love that I love them by acting like I don't love them (I am trying to fix this.)
I will make you laugh.
I like having conversations (with and about other people), being told I am thin, and being paid lots of attention.
I don't like excessively touchy strangers, egocentricity (especially when it is compounded with a complete lack of self-awareness), or obnoxious dogs.
I hate people who don't use their turn signals when they are driving, people with two faces, and when people talk on their cell phones while they are riding in my car.
I love singing along with my iPod (especially when other people sing along with me), looking my best, and keeping other people's secrets (because I don't have any.)

The Brocabulary.
Bromance, Bromantic(ally), Brolations(hip, hippery, hipping), Brofficial(ly), Brocoustic, Brojob(bing), Brotrothed, Brogagement, Brover(s), Brolocaust, Brojama(s), Bronage a trois, Broba Fett, Broral(ly)*, Brocean(s), Brover(board), Brogram(s), Brolivia, Broalition(s), Broverfield, Brokerage, Broat(s), Brolliance(es)
* - Graciously Donated.
Most Recent Obsessions (Obsessing is part of my charm, Obvs.)
Al Swearengen (Deadwood.)
Dethklok / Metalocalypse.
Cloverfield.
'The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me' - Brand New.
'Ã†nima' - Tool.
Top 10 Artists Played.
Most Recently Played Songs.

My Interests

3.

Adam Lazzara-ing.

All Forms Of Self Expression and/or Destruction.

Alternative Modeling.

Amphetamines.

Avoiding Decapitation.

Being Bionic.

Brocabulary Words.

Counting Priuses.

Enlightenment.

Fluffies.

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches With Onion.

Hostess Sno-Balls.

Ignoring People At Parties (See: iPod.)

Jesse Lacey's Tragic Ugliness.

Jesse Simpson Cartoons (http://www.noiserover.com)

Love.

Lycanthropy.

Marlboro Menthol Lights.

Not Being Touched.

The Occult.

Online-Radio DJing.

Perpetual Dieting.

Piercings.

Pinnacle (Followed By Sugar-Free Red Bull.)

Pomegranates.

Psychology.

Smelling Bags Of Marshmallows At The Grocery Store.

Sugar-Free Red Bull Smoothies.

Taking Apart The Demon (Up In The Attic, To The Left.)

Tattoos.

The Coalition Of Alternative Rockband Frontmen (Better known as 'TCoA-Rb-Fm.')

Tickleflaffs.

Writing.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

30 Seconds To Mars

ABBA

Akon

Alexz Johnson

Anthrax

A Perfect Circle

Armor For Sleep

Band Of Horses

Black Eyed Peas

Bobby Darin

Bon Jovi

Brand New

Bryan Adams

City Sleeps

Coldplay

The Cure

Cursive

Cyndi Lauper

David Bowie

Deftones

Dethklok

dredg

Elefant

Elliott Smith

The Esoteric

Filter

Foxy Shazam

Frank Sinatra

Frou Frou

Gin Blossoms

Glassjaw

Groove Armada

Head Automatica

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Jack Off Jill

JEFF BUCKLEY

Jimmy Buffett

Jimmy Eat World

Johnny Cash

John Mellencamp

Joydrop

The Juliana Theory

Journey

Kate Nash

Kelly Clarkson

The Killers

The Knife

Kottonmouth Kings

Marilyn Manson

Maroon 5

Mel Carter

Milla Jovovich

Mindless Self Indulgence

Misfits

Modest Mouse

Motion City Soundtrack

Muse

New Found Glory

Nine Inch Nails

NOFX

Pantera

Pat Benetar

Peaches

Peter, Paul And Mary

Pigface

Pilate

Portishead

The Postal Service

Queen

Radiohead

Rage Against The Machine

Remy Zero

Rick Springfield

Rise Against

Rob Zombie

Roisin Murphy

Say Anything

Scarlet

Simon And Garfunkel

Slayer

Stabbing Westward

Starsailor

Stone Temple Pilots

Sublime

System Of A Down

Taking Back Sunday

Tegan And Sara

Tenacious D

Third Eye Blind

Tiger Army

Tool

We Are Scientists

X Japan

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Yellowcard

Etc. ...

Movies:

Aliens.

American Psycho.

Anchorman.

Battle Royale.

Beauty And The Beast.

Cabin Fever.

Cloverfield.

The Crow.

Dead Alive.

The Fountain.

House Of 1, 000 Corpses.

Labyrinth.

The Ninja Turtles Movie.

What Dreams May Come.

Etc. ...

Television:

Angel.

Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

DEADWOOD.

Degrassi.

Dexter.

Drake and Josh.

Family Guy.

iCarly.

Instant Star.

Metalocalypse.

Mystery Science Theater 3000.

The Office.

Robot Chicken.

Scrubs.

Six Feet Under.

Books:

The Alchemist.

Bloodletting.

Cutting.

Dreambrother.

Durable Goods.

Good In Bed.

The Last Unicorn.

Memoirs Of A Geisha.

Night Shift.

Othello.

The Perks of Being A Wallflower.

Slaughterhouse-5.

Tuesdays With Morrie.

Etc. ...

Heroes:

"You're the little girl who punches boys she likes on the playground and then runs away. Then she comes back and says 'I'm sorry.' Then she punches them and runs away again, and wonders why they don't like her back." - Justin.
"This entire show is dedicated to People Magazine and Cuervo tequila: Both induce failure. And delusion." - Jeff Buckley (Live in Chicago.)
Me (Adam Lazzara): I'm gonna hit you in the forehead with my microphone later.
Justin (Jesse Lacey): I'm gonna hit you WITH MY FEELINGS!
"It is not enough to conquer- one must also know how to seduce." - Voltaire.
"I'm merry twenty-four hours a day, Dick Fancy." - Captain Cully.
Justin: Do you like snowballs?
Me: The noun? ... Or the verb?
"Fuck you, car. Now you're locked." - David Fisher.
"If two people truly love each other, then there can be no happy end to it." - Hemingway.
"It's like making a mixed drink ... in your mouth." - Banana.
"The true key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." - Bruce Lee.
"Is it hot in here to anyone else? I'm gonna put some socks on ... " - Justin.
"Well. Love will kill us all, you know." - Me.
"No, actually ... I think death will kill us all. Or something like that." - Stout.
"I think it's weird that opossums can hang upside-down from their tails." - Me.
"No they can't." - Dad.
"Yes, they can." - Me.
"No. They can't. If you hold an opossum upside-down its eyeballs will fall out." - Dad.
" ... " - Lynx.
" ... Really?" - Me.
"No." - Dad.
"Do you think that when Adam Lazzara and Matt Rubano make love they do it between the legs like a man and a woman?" - Me.
"OH. GOD. Shut up!" - Justin.
"Think about it!" - Banana.
"Imagine the SOUND." - Me.
(Justin starts smacking his fist against his open palm.)
"Okay. Stop. I'm going to throw up." - Me.
"... . ... . ... . ... Ew." - Justin.
"I'm not all about the beejes. I'm like ... 'Okay, but what do I get? You better give me a fucking pony.'" - Me.
" ... Do you get a pony every time?" - Banana.
"No. You get a unicorn the next time. ... I want animals in ascending order. All the way up to Dragon." - Me.
"So you get a pony, then a unicorn, then a Pegasus, then a dragon?" - Banana.
"What is that?" - Me.
" ... I dunno. Texas Tea? ... The Cloverfield Monster? ... Chino Moreno? ... It could be a lot of things. I'll tell you one thing that it isn't, though ... It's definitely not kosher." - Justin.
"I don't like being kissed while I'm alphabetizing." - Eric.
"I love being motivated." - Nathan Explosion.

My Blog

Used To Be.

You used to go so slow, and I would cry all on the inside, from the hollow of my throat down my spine. I'd try to look you in the face but couldn't - I knew you better, and that you weren't mine. This...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 11:13:00 PST

Random.

How many girls would you just love to shoot?Lazy.Who was the last person to talk to you on the phone?Eric.Are you bi-polar?Technically I'm not entirely bipolar ... I got half of a retarded bipolar gen...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:29:00 PST

3.

Don't leave me here to die.I don't know what I don't want, I want too many things.I can't be honest with me, I can't be honest with anyone (they don't want to hear it.)I think of unraveling and I wond...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 06:43:00 PST

2.

If you knew how often I sprang leaks,You'd get a hot water bottle with a tougher cover and move on.Note: Opt for the kind that comes without feelings.
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 04:48:00 PST

1. [edit]

Honestly -Is there any point in jumping if you're not going to burst like a balloon and spray your guts all over the asphalt when you hit the ground?No.[edit]If you don't have the guts to jump, then t...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 06:07:00 PST

Forget it.

Apparently my privacy means absolutely nothing.Yeah, I know you like to read what I have to say -And this goes out to more than one person -But sometimes I just want A FEW FUCKING PEOPLE TO READ IT,AN...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 04:09:00 PST

THE COALITION OF ALTERNATIVE ROCKBAND FRONTMEN.

... Is now on myspace. :3http://groups.myspace.com/tcoarbfm
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:53:00 PST

Anhedonia.

Some mornings she just wants to lay out of her body and feel your heart crowd up against her palms.Most mornings she regrets waking up. Not waking up next to you.Waking up."Why can't you love me like ...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:32:00 PST

Save Our Ship.

Anything that ever mattered went down with this vesselA crocodile devouring tears digs out your lungsSo I can breatheIn the dark, in the pressure, the coldAnd you move down, the water changesMy eyes s...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Mon, 26 May 2008 12:13:00 PST

Dont forget.

The winter when we'd lay together, pristine (like virgins) and undoing each other's seams, spilling insides riddled with possibility, surprise! So loved you, though, that hope so died.And (so help me ...
Posted by Leighlei Laceration on Wed, 21 May 2008 03:32:00 PST