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About Me

The most important thing you should know about me is that I piss excellence.
Im fun. I'll probably be on your "top 5 coolest people I have ever met in my life" list the day after you meet me. Its a gift.
Contrary to popular belief there is only ONE season per year, football season. LaDainian Tomlinson is amazing. I like to drink beer, take shots, get drunk, break my heels, and lose the god damn car all in one night. I constantly “misplace” my car keys, and never think before I say things. I have no filter. I love tattoos and piercings, but am limited to the amount I can get because the corporate world tends to frown upon them. I don’t really take anything seriously, and sometimes that’s a problem. I wear contacts because I’m blind, and I’m a horrible driver! Seriously, don’t get in the car with me. I have a severe ADD problem that is quite evident when my sister and I try to have a conversation. My sister’s ADD is 100 times worse than mine. I love my sister. I love my sister’s dog. I change my hair color depending on my mood, and I love wearing red heels. I want a sport bike, but I’m too lazy to go get my motorcycle license. I’m really into music and art. If you are talented at both, I’ll probably be into you too. Intelligence is the most important trait to find in someone. I don’t like stupid people, who does? I hate whores and liars. In fact, I am severely allergic to whores and liars ((Maybe that’s why my allergies have been so bad this year))! I think I’m allergic to politics as well. I show respect to those that deserve it, and I expect it to be reciprocated. Daniel Tosh is HILARIOUS.

THINGS I ABSOLUTELY LOVE

Staffy Bulls. Intelligence. Good conversation. Red satin sheets. Down comforters. My bad ass bed. Laughing. Candles. Flowers. My little sister. Music. PAINTING. PAINTING. PAINTING. Thunderstorms. Panama City. White underwear. Being naked. Bud Light commercials. Warm rain. The ocean. Baths. Pink. Honey almond lotion. Cooking. Respect. Late nights. Bud light. Doing absolutely nothing. Porn. Hoodies. Cars. Sports. New York Yankees. LaDainian Tomlinson. Red Heels. Sleeping in. Passion. A passionate kiss. The fact that I'm always right ;)...and most importantly, people that can find humor in any situation!!

THINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE

Arrogance. Superficiality. Liars. Cheats. Whores. Nextel. U2. Beyonce. FERGIE. The Motorola Q. Slow Drivers. RED WINE. FUCKING K STREET LOUNGE.
Now, If you need a visual explanation of moi, please see below. This photo really captures the pure essence of what it is to be "Miss Kristin Marie."
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with substance. I'm tired of dull conversation.

My Blog

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From childhood's hour I have not been As others were  I have not seen As others saw  I could not bring My passions from a common spring  From the same source I have not taken My sorrow  I could no...
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