I am... period.
I has left all things open to interpretation. The way you interpret teachings may be different from someone else. Neither is right nor wrong. I does not judge anyone. When judgement is present, Love is not. Love is the way. And when humor is present, all the better. Rock on my children! Remember: I loves headbangers too!
You. Sign God's Guestbook.
Godsmack.
Oh God, Books 1 and 2. Bruce Almighty. The Godfather. The Passion sucked, don't bug me about it!
Watching all of you is all the TV I need. You guys do some funny shit!
Hmmm... The Bible, I suppose... oh yeah, don't forget about Playboy. What? God can't read Playboy?
Me, Myself, and... I.