I am a pretty easy going guy. I once parted the ocean, that was awesome. I once got lost in the desert because some Jew dropped a quarter... Gosh that was such a long search. My best friend is Jesus. He is such an awesome guy! I am not just saying that for religious reasons, but he is really a cool guy. Anyway, I am old. People think I am cool. They should because I am. I like to walk around in my robe and sandals with my pimp cane. I am in a new movie, you should check it out in my movies section! Have a nice day.
