I am suave. So fucking suave.
I don't get out of the house too often, but I don't need to. People come to my house when they really want some action. I live at the epicenter of Lumberton's dark, seedy underbelly. I'm told that my entertaining skills are top-notch and I love entertaining my guests. So stop over some time and pop a few pills with me and drink some Pabst from a glass, and who knows what will happen next as the night unfolds.
