I'm basically a man with a mic and sick sense of humor. And whether you approve of or even like my jokes I promise you that I'll still objectively appreciate your girlfriends titties! All kidding aside, I am in Love with a beautiful woman named Sara. She has the most lovely brown eyes. And couldn't be more supportive if I paid her. (waitaminute, I'm not paying you for that? Right, sweetie?) Luv'r you!
Oscar the Grouch - from Sesame Street. Cause he doesn't give a fuck what you think!...........Father is that you?