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Abbey

The way your head works is God's own private mystery...

About Me

Sometime in the 23rd Century... the survivors of war, overpopulation and pollution are living in a great domed city, sealed away from the forgotten world outside. Here, in an ecologically balanced world, mankind only lives for pleasure, freed by the servo-mechanisms which provide everything. There's just one catch. Life must end at thirty, unless reborn in the fiery ritual of carousel.See more of my pics!

My Interests

Comedy, crepes, the crew, music, painting, fondue, sax solos, Sprinkles cupcakes, making people uncomfortable through graphic depictions of killing wild animals, Publisher's Art Sale artwork, world domination, marabou slippers

, and paint shop.

I'd like to meet:

Zachary Allen- child popstar extraordinare , Pablo Picasso, Jim Morrison, Stephan Jenkins, Tupac, Chris Farley, Wladziu Valentino Liberace, Matthew Broderick circa 1986,

Sandra Day O'Connor and Kiki Shepard

Music:

That's My Daughter [They are FOXES. Be on the lookout is all I'm sayin'] Besides that- mostly classic rock, 90's dance, David Bowie, and Third Eye Blind [I don't care if you think their 2nd and 3rd album sucked. You are not capable of raining on my Stephan Jenkins parade.]

FALLING STILL = LIFE.

God's gift to music
There's more but it just doesn't matter...

Movies:

Logan's Run. Flash Gordon. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Boogie Nights. Young Frankenstein. Groundhog Day. Kiss kiss bang bang. Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Television:

The Twilight Zone, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911, Degrassi, South Park, Taxi, Quantum Leap, Growing Pains, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Wonder Years, Welcome Back Kotter, Seinfield, and

Jim Henson's Masterpiece

P.S. I really miss Pop Up Videos.

Books:

Anything John Grisham, Alan Watts, or Chuck Klosterman. John Irving has struck my fancy on several occasions, excluding his more romantic novels. Voltaire is a favorite.

Heroes:

My grandmother! Todd Glass. Our collective Real McCoy CD... it was divinely protected by God until a certain dashing young man jinxed our car and it was broken in two [I'm serious].

The Voice of Reason "He's a human, you're a mermaid!"

My Blog

RIP Vital Piece of Logan's Run Set

"This story is about the death of a place. It was a real place, although most assume it was a set and don't know it actually existed...which makes its passing all that much more tragic, I suppose..."...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

Visiting the Mecca of Commercialized Christianity on 420!

After driving through an hour of traffic, getting pulled over for accidentally driving on a private highway in Laguna Beach without a transponder, and Spidey Suite playing at precisely all the correct...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST

The horniest/holiest day of the year

As I sat with Rachel and Dinah yesterday, we contemplated how our modern day celebration of the resurrection of Jesus Christ had anything to do with bunnies and eggs. Following is the information I fo...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:22:00 PST

Really stressful day

So I woke up at one and was really hungry. Couldn't go back to sleep so I woke up and we went to get McDonald's. Then we danced around the living room to the Space Jam CD we ordered last week. Anyway,...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Missing Persons

If you, or anyone you know, knows the actual whereabouts of any of the people mentioned below, but especially Olaf "O-Jay" Jeglitza , PLEASE let us know. [Except Clive Davis, he doesn't matter.] ...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 05:58:00 PST

If you don't like looking at pictures of me and Dinah, you will not want to read this post.

Too much time with tiaras and a wardrobe unlimited by the human imagination. This is what happens when the Cosmo Show on Melrose talks you into bizarre items of clothing and when you come upon beautif...
Posted by Abbey is still not a Ballerina on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:05:00 PST