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Infamous Page of Big Chief Crazy Talk Cohiba King

Living life for a shot of Whiskey & the perfect Cigar

About Me


Welcome to my little slice of myspace. I know there is no possible way to put everything about me here but I made a huge effort to cover the basics. I enjoy a good game of poker and find any excuse to go to Vegas (lately). I enjoy a good conversation over coffee, and love long walks. I enjoy the sound of rain on the roof of a car and the cold of a late night walk on the beach. I live for that quiet time just before first light when the stars give way to the umber colors of morning. That sound of the hook splashing water, or the feel of a good warm jacket.
My interest would take years to cover.
For starters rat rods, 4x4’s, WW2 bombers, tanks, old suits of armor, swords, guns, cigars, lead sleds, war birds, pin ups, wild west artifacts, coffee, Enigma, Viking rune’s, coins, and flame throwers.
I have Gunsmithed for police, DOD, FBI, Secret Service, Military and civilians for both there personal and professional weapons.
When I was 17 my first real job was working at Hilldale Guns, then later I picked up a gunsmithing job at C-Crest Arms and managed Greta’s Guns, the latter I managed for 6 years. Also recently I picked up a part time job on weekends at the new gun store in Simi called Fort Courage, but now a-days I build servers and trouble shoot Banking networks as my full time job.
Growing up I had a lot of opportunities learning from my dad, uncles and friends. So I got the hunting trips, camping, traveling and learning things that most kids now a days don’t have the opportunity to learn, like tracking, shooting, trapping, learning what’s safe to eat and what’s not out in the wilderness, you know things that give you a feeling of accomplishment.
I'm Lakota/Choctaw, Scot/Irish, and German. So I can hate any body equally. LMAO!
As a kid I metal detected the Wild West from California’s gold fields to Nevada’s silver mines.
I have found some great things over the years like watches, gold teeth, coins, guns, horse shoes, locks, bottles and bottle caps.
I love to read books and history is my interest.
The Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Civil War, Indian wars, Spanish American War, Philippine Uprising, WW1, WW2, Korea , Vietnam , Desert Storm, and the War on Terrorist those are compelling reads for me.
I repair watches as a hobby as well as take pictures with my old cameras.
Antique books and maps are also something I dabble with and have a decent collection most of them vintage! First printings like Tom Sawyer, Sherlock Holmes, and Edgar Allen Poe as well as maps from the 1800’s.
Most of the time (make that all of the time) I feel like I was born in the wrong era as I could live very happily way back in the 1800’s as a mountain man trapping and trading or as a cowboy riding for the brand all the way up to the 1940’s jumping along side my grandfather on June 5th, or hitting beaches on Saipan.
Back in my gun store days I would spend hours listening to all the vets tell their stories, and even been blessed a couple of times with gifts like old uniforms, gear and even guns!
Went to school to draw but never was able to get my foot in the door as an animator but I still doodle a lot as well as I tool leather and engrave on guns. You see I hate to have idle hands so I'm always tinkering.
My newest project is working on my 1969 Chevy C10 4X4 Truck which I'm rebuilding/restoring from the rims to the paint.
I have a few tattoos now, and I think I have contracted a case of ink addiction!
Antique stores, second hand shops, garage sales, flea markets and gun shows are some of the places you can find me. (I got a thing or bartering! Lol)
I still my own brand of moonshine that I like to call "Floor Polish" 2 shots and your on the floor!!! Love a good game of poker or blackjack, even though I find time passes way too fast at the table.
South Dakota and Wyoming I would love to call home someday, as I rode broncos and roped my share as a kid so I try real hard to keep my cowboy heart and soul alive. I am not the "church going kind” but I bend my knee to God and talk to him daily.
Read my blog on God's not dead.
Oh and don't ask me about my political views cause they probably will piss you off and I really don’t give a rats a$$ about yours, so keep them to yourself. (PLEASE)
As for who I am, well I'm a proud American who will pledge allegiance to the flag, bow my head during prayer, stand next to you when things are bad and help you when you needed it.
No matter what I'm doing or what time of day it is, I'll give the shirt off my back or the last dollar in my pocket cause I been down that road a few times and doing it alone sucks.
Oh and almost forgot if you don’t know what to do with dad or grandpa's old gun, bayonet, uniform or that tank in the garage – let me know.
After reading all this crap and you want to know me better stop by say hi and send me an email! Become one of my new friends, cause I'd enjoy meeting you and any excuse to sit around a camp fire swapping stories and drinking shine works for me.
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My Interests



Just to let you know I do a lot of cleaning out friends that are just here doing nothing in MySpace so if you don't intend to message or post comments you might get yourself deleted.

I'd like to meet:

There is quite a long list of people I'd like to meet, so for starters:
Veterans.......Military Collectors
Fellow Artist.......Cowgirls
Suicide Girls.......Goth Gals
John Moses Browning.......Samuel Colt
John Garand.......Carbine Williams
Arvo Ojala.......John Wayne
Betty Page.......R Lee Ermey
James Dean.......Humphrey Bogart
Larry Flynt.......Hugh Hefner
Trace Adkins.......Marlin Brando
James Stewart.......Errol Flynn
Elvira Mistress of the Dark
Van Johnson........Chuck Conners
Charleston Heston.......Allan Ladd
Clyde Champion Barrow.......Bonnie Parker
Al Capone.......Bugsy Siegel
Jenna Jameson.......Briana Banks
Carlos Hathcock.......Sam Elliott
Abbott and Costello.......Dean Martin
Tom Selleck.......James Cagney
Rita Hayworth.......Christopher Lambert
Jim Varney.......Hank Williams JR
Little Jimmy Dickens.......Big n Rich
Doc Holliday.......Wyatt Earp
The Lone Ranger.......Tanto
and Animal from the Muppets .



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You scored as MARINES. God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the Marine Corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps.

MARINES


90%

THE ARMY


87%

AIR FORCE


50%

NAVY


32%

COAST GUARD


23%
Which branch of the military should you join?
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Movies:

Army of Darkness

Taboo Cigars Special Forces

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Television:

No time for TV, cause life is happening now don't miss it.

Heroes:

MY DAD

To all VIETNAM Vets THANK YOU for your service.

My Throne for when I rule the world.

My Blog

God isnt dead and dont think hes part of your religion ether!

This blog has been a long time coming, I have wrestled over just how I was going to compose it, so all who read this and scoff, just consider it my Turrets' moment or even call it ratings of a lunat...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 09:30:00 PST

2007 is looking Good so far!!!!

Hello 2007 I'm glad to see that this year actually started off rather well for me. I know reading back in my blogs your saying hey don't forget that mom was in the hospital, but that too in its own ...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:11:00 PST

Sons Who Make Their Daddy Proud

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Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:56:00 PST

Early Monday morning sitting in the ER.

  Well maybe or maybe not some of you might be wondering where Dan has gone off too? Well since Friday night and through the rest of the weekend my mom has been at the local Emergency room not...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Happiness Is a Weekend Gun Show

I watched the sun rise Saturday morning as I was getting ready to go to my most happiest place in the world, the local gun show. Every year Venture County Fairgrounds host 5 big gun shows, and this o...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

Trust?

I have battled my whole life to succeed. I have had my share of trials and test and many times come up wanting. But I keep trying, I keep the thought that things will get better and one day I too wi...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:25:00 PST

We can never forget!

  IraqWarHeroes.org / AfghanistanWarHeroes.org  is dedicated To Our Fallen Heroes Don't Let The Memory Of Them Drift Away http://www.iraqwarheroes.org/index.htm  ...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST

Car Acronyms

..AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices InstalledBMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money WasterBUICKBig U...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:55:00 PST

Cowboy Poetry

"A Cowboys' Heart"I'm just a lonely cowboy riding these trails alone wandering through canyons, mountains, praries crossing this great land   my saddle's my pillow my hat is my roof I'm ridin...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 08:52:00 PST

The Bracelet I wear.

It's a POW MIA bracelet that I have worn for many years. It never comes off and always causes questions. The first time I ever saw one of these bracelets was when I was a ki...
Posted by Everyone knows four clicks spells Colt on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST