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theda

'It's very hard to live in a studio apartment in San Jose with a man who's learning to play the viol

About Me

Experienced art and glamour model. Please see my website for portfolio and booking information. I had more stuff about that here, but no one read it anyway.
I have a peculiar aversion to proof-reading, which leads to many typos and may create the illusion that I'm mildly retarded. Go, me!

My Interests

1930s fashion, abnormal psychology, androgyny, bad special effects, bad taste, barbarella, barbie, bob fosse, branwell bronte, cabaret, cats, cheese, chocolate, church of the subgenius, civil liberties, color coordination, competitive zen, corsetry, dancing, david bowie's area, drag queens, eddie izzard, eeyore, fashion dolls, film history, forensic psychology, foul language, goth, hair dye, halloween kitsch, herbal tea, historical costuming, hosiery, human train wrecks, intellectual property law, lingerie, logic puzzles, men with large noses, modeling, morbid children's stories, my gothic tan, new wave, new york city, nude modeling, offensive humor, office supplies, organizational tools, other people's drama, pornography, pre-code film, precocious cartoon children, psychopathology, psychopharmacology, punk, quiet, self-demotion, slack, smut, socks, the great depression, the weimar era, vinyl, writing

I'd like to meet:

Those seriously interested in hiring me as a model.
Not bands.
Not strangers who want be my internet friend because they think I'm "hot."

Music:

I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?

Movies:

Cabaret, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pink Flamingoes, Gone With the Wind, A Street Car Named Desire, Amadeus, Resevior Dogs, A Hard Day's Night, The Breakfast Club, Metropolis, Barbarella, Swingtime, Top Hat, Follow the Fleet, Roberta, Chicago, Fight Club, You Can't Take it With You, Kiss Me Kate

Television:

I lead a full and enriching life unfettered by your petty need for mass media. I am much too chic and interesting to ever confess to owning, much less watching, television. Are you impressed yet?
plz love me

Books:

The Stranger, Wuthering Heights, Breakfast of Champions, Willard and His Bowling Trophies, Still Life With Woodpecker, Gone With The Wind, The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, The Sun Also Rises, Jitterbug Perfume, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Choke

Heroes:

your mom

My Blog

more stuff for sale

It's time to clear out old wardrobe items I've accrued over the years. Most of what's listed here will be rare and/discontinued. All is clean and in good condition. Any minor flaws will be noted alo...
Posted by theda on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

Spam-o-rama

If for some reason I add you without knowing you terribly well (usually that's because you're a photographer) and you decide to take that opportunity to leave me spam in my comments section, I will de...
Posted by theda on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST

your own private idaho

While I can somewhat appreciate the logic of having your myspace account set to private, I can't fathom why these same people send out random strangers friends requests. If you don't want non-friends ...
Posted by theda on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

So, I never really did learn CSS

Until kinda right now.  I wanted to banish orange from my myspace page, but I stopped actually learning web design in like 1998.  Yes, I stopped before IE actually supported CSS, so I never ...
Posted by theda on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST

Who were you people?

So I looked at my "friends" list and realized I didn't know a couple dozen people there. I still haven't quite figured out a practical use for myspace. Mostly, I just find people from my past I wasn't...
Posted by theda on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:40:00 PST

Penis

Please, for the love of god, do not send me pictures of your penis. I have no desire to put strange penises in any of my orifices. Thank you.
Posted by theda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST