1930s fashion, abnormal psychology, androgyny, bad special effects, bad taste, barbarella, barbie, bob fosse, branwell bronte, cabaret, cats, cheese, chocolate, church of the subgenius, civil liberties, color coordination, competitive zen, corsetry, dancing, david bowie's area, drag queens, eddie izzard, eeyore, fashion dolls, film history, forensic psychology, foul language, goth, hair dye, halloween kitsch, herbal tea, historical costuming, hosiery, human train wrecks, intellectual property law, lingerie, logic puzzles, men with large noses, modeling, morbid children's stories, my gothic tan, new wave, new york city, nude modeling, offensive humor, office supplies, organizational tools, other people's drama, pornography, pre-code film, precocious cartoon children, psychopathology, psychopharmacology, punk, quiet, self-demotion, slack, smut, socks, the great depression, the weimar era, vinyl, writing
Those seriously interested in hiring me as a model.
Not bands.
Not strangers who want be my internet friend because they think I'm "hot."
I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?
Cabaret, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Pink Flamingoes, Gone With the Wind, A Street Car Named Desire, Amadeus, Resevior Dogs, A Hard Day's Night, The Breakfast Club, Metropolis, Barbarella, Swingtime, Top Hat, Follow the Fleet, Roberta, Chicago, Fight Club, You Can't Take it With You, Kiss Me Kate
I lead a full and enriching life unfettered by your petty need for mass media. I am much too chic and interesting to ever confess to owning, much less watching, television. Are you impressed yet?
plz love me
The Stranger, Wuthering Heights, Breakfast of Champions, Willard and His Bowling Trophies, Still Life With Woodpecker, Gone With The Wind, The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy, Alice in Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, The Sun Also Rises, Jitterbug Perfume, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Choke
your mom