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London Andrews

--- Impulsive Bitch

About Me


I am a BROKENDOLL


She is the girl who is secure in herself and does as she pleases. She is unrestricted by the rules and regulations of the world around her. She has strength, charisma and personality. Each "Doll" is beautiful in her own way and loves to flaunt that beauty to the world. Creating art with her presence in daily life. Some would deem this as not a woman's place, therefore making her "broken" to society's standards. But, she doesn't worry about what society thinks and that brings each "Doll" here for all the World to taste her creation.


On the topic of - ME.

I enjoy derision, cynicism, sarcasm. Guys with tattoos. I'm opinionated, open minded and horribly rude. I am fun and alive. Upbeat. Totally sexy in my own skin. I have the coolest friends anyone could ever ask for. Hmm. Conservative people scare me. I love when guys are really forward and tell you exactly what they're thinking about, it's horribly horribly sexy.


Continued RandomnessI

I have no use for brand name clothing, soup in a can, video games, or jello. I will not sit though a sports game unless I have an unlimited supply of alcohol so stop trying to make me watch your football games sober. I like cats - not dogs. And when I'm alone I tend to have deep, useless conversations with them. I keep a little black book - it is both my VIP phone book/sketchbook.


People I want to meet:

The BrokenDollz
Alcoholics
Photographers
Pamela Anderson
Hot chics who beat on Nazi's
Isabella Soprano
The Decemberists
People who love Latex
boys/girls who are fun to look and turn me on
People who inject tequilla into their veins...
I encourage you to get in contact with me
I keep getting requests for it, so if you would like to add me to your top friends, my email address is: [email protected]

Just so you know, I delete "Thanks for the add" and and other comments that make your eyes hurt to look at - Also, I would love to e-mail back everyone who writes me - but, these days, I only find time to answer about 10% of my e-mails. Therefore, don't expect a response from me if: you only write two lines, if you use numbers instead of letters, if you have nothing to say, if you can't spell, if you are just sending me your lame bio about how you are a 50 year old man who lives in Winnamaccmuck who enjoys jerking it, if you are asking for nude photos (You can find them on Brokendollz.com), or if you just suck... because I don't like sucky people. My tip is this... if you want me to write you back - say something totally weird. XoXoXo


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My Interests


Eight ways to win me over: Five good movies:

Five just won't do it.

Buffalo 66
But I'm a Cheerleader
Lolita
Fight Club
Natural Born Killers
OldBoy
Sid &; Nancy
28 Days Later
American History X
Nightmare on Elm Street
Ali G in Da House
Pulp Fiction
Dawn of the Dead
House of 1000 Corpses
Napolean Dynamite
the Iceman Documentaries
Maria Full of Grace
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Four things you think about everyday:

01) Sex (that's a given)
02) Passionate-just-out-of-control kissing
03) Photography
04) Naked women on pretty sites

Three things I want to do before I die

01) Make a documentary
02) Save someone's life
03) Write a book

Two things I dislike/annoy me:

01) Having to pretend like I care, when I don't
02) Whistling. Racisim, ignorance, nervousness, people who don't look at you when talking, people who live their lives around what other people think about them, Ugg Boots with short skirts, Blue eyshadow, people who think they know everything when they don't, Cheap Vodka Shots, shots in general, Back hair, things that smell bad, Bush repeating "weapons of mass destruction", earring stink, posters of KMK, telephones, growing up, white people who think they're ghetto-fab, deep fried oreos -oh-yuk, hotdogs-oh-yuk, people who try to get your phone number while you're in a traffic jam and you're busy singing some awesome kick-ass song and they just keep on ruining it for you, grocery lines, Cosmo, used condoms (That was only two things, just one really long sentence...really)

One Thing I Believe:
01) Sex gets rid of headaches

Music:


Peaches
Jack Off Jill
Motion City Soundtrack
The RoLLing Stones
The Ditty Bops
AUF DER MAUR
Veruca Salt
Broken Social Scene
Planet Smashers
Beth Orton
Misfits
Slackers
Modest mouse
Controller.Controller.
Pixies
Tori amos
T. Rex
Led zeppelin
Jem
The Postal Service
The CURE
Thievery Corporation
The Police
Esthero
FIONA APPLE
The cure
The Arcade Fire
Primus
Ani difranco
Metric
Pantera
Pretty Girls Make Graves
Bob marley
dead kennedys
Le Tigre
Wolf Parade
Mark Lanegan Band
Wilco
De peche mode
Sleater kinney

Movies:

In America, OldBoy, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, Iceman Documentaries, Garden State, The Last Unicorn, The Cell, Gumma, BoonDock Saints, Monster... are movies to remember. But still - I am a horrible sucker for stupid, corny, chic flicks.Ultimate chic flick!? While You were Sleeping. Ultimate chick flick-must-have actor? Hugh Grant.

Heroes:



Bunny Ranch

Daniel Eldon

The Format

X-Ile Productions

Cyanide and Happiness

Pamala Anderson

My Blog

YouTube - FiveNakedModels

Soooooo... I have had a blog for about a year now, but decided to step it up a little. Isobel Wren (a nude model like myself) - has started a youtube channel where there are 5 models, each with a des...
Posted by London Andrews on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 08:30:00 PST

Ebay - Never Know What is For Sale

Sometimes I put up signed prints.  Sometimes I am selling wardrobe.Sometimes I am selling artwork, books, music, sunglasses, random junk out of my car....You can check it all out at my Ebay Store...
Posted by London Andrews on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:22:00 PST