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Quadratious

know what i'm sezzin

About Me

ah...ok.... I’ll tell you of myself. Currently i am a traveling vacuum cleaner salesman and an ass model in my spare time,mostly for GQ (gluteus quarterly). i enjoy styling my hair w/marshmallow fluff and putting bologna in my shoes and not wearing socks so i can feel funny all day long. I was born a poor Mexican girl who underwent a series of "Jackson (hee hee)" single glove procedures to make me into what is now a slightly larger than normal pale commander of all that is salamander. I dwell in places that are more geared to dark and warm. I have a preference to large flat surfaces and cool running water.I have many teeth and my mom says I’m a great kisser. I got mosta my shots and I like govt. cheese Budweiser NASCAR and Newport extra 100's,pork rinds, playin bloody knuckles, burnin' tires, Wal Mart underwear, and I shop @ some of the nicest designer clothing shops like the Salvation Armani and Big Lots. I am a great cook and know more ways to make a gore-met meal outta road kill than any of my friends from Louce. I have a custom set of hubcap chip/dip platters and cookware. I also hope to have a beard like Chuck Norris, hair like Hutch from Starkey and Hutch, a rockin' bod like Hasselhoff and a unitard/motor home like Shazam that I can park down by the river when I grow up. I sustain myself threw many seemingly (to most) random situations of grace that seem to meld together that form my day to day. I much enjoy the colors that I can see and attach to all of them situations and emotions that I want to be able to quickly express and define with ease. I am a strong believer that the only way to know how to live outside the box is to combine knowing it's every square inch and also at times not using any of that data and in just going on my gut. Any situation is mountable with the depth of heart that I can pull from and if not I take it as a sign that I needed a beating to not fall into the same hole later. This is my fabric. This is what makes me M I C A H.

My Interests

Music,doggies,spirtuality,sexual relations,using my special purpose, being .

I'd like to meet:

the real thunderkleise a woman who will sing to me, non-cannibalistic humanoid under ground dwellers, billy gibbons, les paul.mostly tho i wanna meet any guy who can throw on a unitard and fasten a piece of rope to a bath mat and then fly like this is just someone i gotta meet. look @ that form... look out he's flying right @ you sideways!!! now that's that's badass

Music:

M I C A H

Movies:

-outside providence -avalon -cinema paradiso - The 69th sense - Beaver & Buttface - Beaverjuice - The Beaverly Hillbillies - A bitch called Wanda - The Blow Bitch Project - Bonfire of the panties - The Booby Guard - Cape Rear - Children of the Porn - Chittty Chitty Gang Bang - A Clockwork Orgy - Cumming in America - The Cunt for Red October - Cunt Hardly Wait - Dangerous behinds - Deep Space 69 - Deep Throat 9 - Desperately Spanking Susan - Die with a Hard on - Done in 60 seconds - Driving Miss Daisy Crazy - Earth Girls Are Sleazy - Eating Miss Daisy - Edward Penishands - Face Jam - Ferris Buller Gets Off - Fist Contact - Fisty Business - Flesh Gordon - The Flintbones - For Your Thighs Only - Foreskin Gump - Forrest Hump - For Your Mouth Only - Free My Willy - Girls on the wood - Glad he Ate Her - Good Will Humping - Great Ejaculations - Hannah Does Her Sisters - The Hornymooners - The Howard Sperm Show - Home, but not Alone - Honey, I blew everybody again - I Know What you did with the Plumber - Indiana Bones and the Temple of Boom - Inspect Her Gadget - Intercourse with a Vampire - Interview with a vibrator - James Bond: Goldenshower - The Joy Suck Club - Jungle Beaver - Jurassic Pork - KinderGarden Cock - The Knights of Cumalot - Last Action Whore - A league of their Moan - Lickboxer III - The Little Spermaid - Men in Black Women - Miami Spice - Mighty Joe Hung - Mortal Kumbutt - Muffy the Vampire layer - My foul Lady - Naked Cum, 33 1/3 - Night of the Giving Head - No Holes Barred - Object of my erection - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Breast - On Golden Blonde - Passenger 69 - The Penetrator - Penetrator 2 - Pleasureville - Pokem all: The movie - Porn on the Fourth of July - Position: Impossible - The Postman Always Bangs Twice - Pulp Friction - Pump Fiction - Pumping Irine - Quigley Down On Her - Rambone - Rocky Horny Picture Show - The Rodfather - Romancing the Bone - Saturday Night Beaver - Saturday Night Eat Her - Saving Ryan's Privates - Schindler's Fist - Sex Toy Story - The Sexorcist - Sex trek: The Next Penatration - Shaving Amy - Shaving Ryan's Privates - The Silence of the Tramps - Six Degrees of Penetration - Sleazy Rider - Snatch Adam - Sorest Rump - You still readin'? - The Sorpornos - The Sperminator - Splatman - Star Whores - Starship Wankers - Stud Wars - The Temple of Poon - There's Someone on Mary - Thighs Wide Open - Tits A Wonderful Life - Titty in Pink - Top Buns - Was that as good as it gets? - When Harry ate Sally - White girls can't fuck - White Men can't hump - Who reemed Roger Rabbit ? - Who's Eating Gibert Grape ? - Gotta love those titles - they are all a joke after cinema paradiso

Books:

the tale of a wee lass and her wandering ass

Heroes:

Shazam cause he lives in a motor home w/an old guy and wears a unitard w/ a lightning bolt on the front of it. Conan O'Brian cause he macs hard despite the apperance of his shell. Ruban Kenkade cause he can do the hair shift just like me. Quincy Jones he wrote the theme to Fat Albert AND Sanford and Son! My older brother LLoyd cause he toughened me up by showing so many neat things like this swell trickoh ya, and this dog cause he looks like my uncle richard despite the fact that he dosn't have huge bushy sideburns this guy for making our lives so much easier most of all tho is MARSHIA, for teaching me how to enjoy the process more.

My Blog

CHUCK NORRIS FACTS

chuck norris facts Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his moth...
Posted by Quadratious on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 10:04:00 PST

the hall of douchbags

www.douch-tastic
Posted by Quadratious on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:30:00 PST

google earth

deeeeam google earth is so addictive and fun zooming in and letting it fly over places and stuff. i was just looking @ this tiny airport that i flew into in Honduras where they hafta do a wing stand ...
Posted by Quadratious on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:39:00 PST

C U L M I N A T E

cLICK me to C U L M I N A T E'
Posted by Quadratious on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 11:50:00 PST

HELP OUT A GRANIMAL

HELP OUT AN ANIMAL It only takes a minute! Your assistance is needed. Please pass this site along to everyone on your mailing lists, and repost as often as possible. The Animal Rescue Site i...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R.I.P. Kerk you crazy-assed fukk nugett

deeeeeam it's snowing so hard here. drag my mom just called to tell me that one of the drummer guys that i used to play w/in highschool just died.he was suposta die when he was like 9 but from a re...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

weight vs. passion

with the weight that it takes to keep my spirt in with the conscious force it takes to keep my breath in motion I am aware aware that sometimes my passion is all that keeps me bound so why are m...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

numb

Most people are so on auto pilot on this coast . It tripped me up and made me realiZe the other day when I went to get a tea @ this little deli and all the people in there were not just awake but real...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

define old

Define old. I feel wiser with each passing season. This my three hundred and ninety second to filter threw my experience. I am glad to have a past to pull from. It lets me know not to fear or stress...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Best Hooters

I went to the mall yesterday and saw the coolest oufit in a long time.There was this guy with his chest all puffed up doing his best pimp strutt and he was wearing a Hooters sweatshirt w/a Mr.T starte...
Posted by Quadratious on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST