DrunkRobb & THE SHOTS

Dude! You're 100% from Massachusetts!

Dude! Me and Sully and Fitzie and Sean are gonna hit Landsdowne tonight after the game, hang out at the Beerworks. I'll pick you up at the Coop at 6.
How Massachusetts are you?
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I CANT BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER. THE SHOTS ARE A BUNCH OF FOUL MOULTH, LEWD, DRUNK , SHIT TALKIN' ASSHOLES ....WE LIKE TO FUNNEL BREW NARRAGANSETT BREW ,WE LOVE BOOB'S ,AND WHORES ,DID I MENTION BOOB'S ? WE TAKE NOTHIN SERIOUSLY...NEITHER SHOULD ANY ONE ELSE. FUCK YA IF YA CANT TAKE A JOKE .... WE DO SHOWS .WE DRINK BREW, WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY ..THE BAND IS FRONTED BY A GUY NAMED DRUNK ROBB, HE IS DISPICABLE AND SHOULDN'T BE TRUSTED AROUND YOUR BEER OR WOMAN OR YOUR GOAT ...WE HAVE A GUITAR PLAYER HE'S SEAN PATRICK, DO NOT TAKE HIS BEER ....HE WILL BRAIN YOU ....OUR DRUMMER IS NAMED THE "CAPTAIN "HE KNOWS PHYSICS DONT FUCK WITH HIM OR HE'LL PROBABLY INVENT A TIME MACHINE TO KICK YOUR ASS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.... OUR BASS PLAYER IS KNOWN AS BENNY BALL'S, HE IS AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU WANT TO GET HIS ATTENTION YELL HEY ASSHOLE ....HE ENJOYS SAMBUCCA AND YOUR MOM...HE IS OUR SPOKESPERSON TO PEOPLE WE DONT REALLY LIKE .....CAUSE HE'S THE ASSHOLE ...OUR MUSIC IS RAW &UNCENSORED THE RADIO HATES US WE GET NO AIR PLAY. BUT WE COULD GIVE A FUCK ANY HOW. MOST OF OUR STUFF IS RECORDED IN OUR PRATICE SPACE BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKIN BROKE ....WE HATE THAT. SEND US MONEY !!!! OR YOUR BOOBS OR BUY US SOME BEEAHS AT OUR SHOWS CAUSE WE SPEND MORE THAN WE MAKE ..CAUSE IM A DRUNK ....FURTHER MORE GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND HAVE A NICE DAY ... THANK U DRUNK ROBB