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melissa

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About Me



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My Interests

i have interests, they are random and varied....

I'd like to meet:

Jack Diddly, Tom Skinner, Tom Foolery. Titts MaGee, so we can compare notes. Bigfoot, to see if he stinks. Rednecks, to see if they stink. Hillbillies with no teeth & Pirates with peg legs. People who dig cool rides 'n cool music and those who like GREAT beer.

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .. Support Your Local Punk Band! The McGunks, The Dimwits, The Spoilers, Ghouls Nite Out, ZippoRaid (RIP), Beantown Boozehounds, Death & Taxes, Street Dogs, Far From Finished, The Pug Uglies, Darkbuster, Ducky Boys (RIP), & not so local boys The Skels, Avail & The Dead End Boys --Social Distortion (mmm Mike Ness!!), The Dead Boys, The Clash, Circle Jerks, D.I, The Vandals, 4Skins, Murphy's Law, Sheer Terror, the Meatmen, Sick of it All, Anti-Heros, Agnostic Front, Youth Brigade, Blitz, PJ Harvey, L7, Joan Jett, The Eyeliners, Pat Benetar, Blondie --Girls Rock! ALSO: Rock N Roll, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, obscure 70's rock. And the list goes on....

Movies:

True Romance, Suburbia, Sid n Nancy, A Clockwork Orange, One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest, Anchorman, Old School, Clint Eastwood, Bette Davis & Elvis flicks. OH! and Tim Burton.. luv his stuff.

Television:

ahh dont have cable anymore, but I used to enjoy Mythbusters & Overhauling, 30 Days and british comedies like Monty Python, Young Ones and Ab Fab

Books:

historical fiction, Celtic and Norse Mythology, the Poetic Eddas

Heroes:

Rosie the Riveter and the WAC's

My Blog

pin up girl


Posted by Meli Bomb on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

yes, men really say these things.

These are just a few of the cheesy and/or stupid pick up lines I've been fed.  This list will be updated, ladies, feel free to add your own. 1. Do you have tattoos on your chest? 'Cause tits like...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 02:38:00 PST

rum punch

Anticipation Blooms into Cautious but Deliberate Exploration of Female ejaculation. Giving Hard rubs Intended for my Jade gates. Kind words and Lustful thoughts Maximize my Need. Ooh Please dont Qu...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:35:00 PST

Ice, Ice Baby

Why is Iced Coffee more expensive than hot coffee? Are they REALLY charging you for ICE? They DO know that ice is frozen WATER right?     That is all, continue about your business...  ...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST

White n Nerdy

crack me up! gotta luv Weird Al: They see me mowin'... my front lawnI know they're all thinkin' I'm so white & nerdyThink I'm just too white & nerdyThink I'm just too white & nerdyCan...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 03:39:00 PST

the mysterious flowers

I walked into work this morning and there was a bouquet of flowers sitting on my desk.  I have no idea who left them, no-one will fess up, so thank you none-the-less to the "flower fairy" they ar...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:41:00 PST

happenings.

Last night.... Sasquatch and the Sick-a-Billys played at Ralph's Diner--great show! Dave and his crazy eyes. Danielle and her dancing. Me and my long ass pigtails. Brian and Matt kicked ass at po...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 08:47:00 PST

fuun

Aint It Fun? dead boys Ain't it fun when you're always on the run Ain't it fun when you're friends despise what you become. Ain't it fun when you get so high, well that you, well you just can't come. ...
Posted by Meli Bomb on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 02:38:00 PST