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Big Money Heisla

I am your resource to happiness or misery... you choose

About Me

I am a typical teenager living in the body of a 24 year old. I am the most attractive mid 50 year old wanabe virgin prime cutlery massive beast. I guess I need to be tamed every now and again by those destined to be around me (tasers will do, no guns please). according to some website out there, my death will be: At age 41, I will spontaneously combust while dining out with my family. Maybe this will occur, maybe not, but that does give me a good idea for a movie named quantum destination 2, which I will co-author, perhaps with stewart. It will be the best cult B-movie since Dead-Alive.
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I want to be the worlds formost prevailant surgeon of all the non-healthy people in the world (this includes thrid world countries too). I would straight cut people legally. It should only take about eight more years and about $250,000. I need to meet more people, I cut myself off from the world when I wasn't single. As for school, I will settle for D.O. school if I can't get into M.D., if not D.O., then it is time to go for master's degree. But then again, I could settle with the degree I have now, and go into Lab work. Who the heck knows? ..

I'd like to meet:

Ghandi, lincoln, washington, MLK, hitler, George W. Bush's drunk ass daughters, jesus, buddah, mahamad, people on death row, einstein, some of those serial killing psychos that committed murder for absolutely no reason at all, KMK, Some very hot people (mentally, because looks are overrated), Roger Rabbit, His wife... yowsa! Quentin Tarantino, Marilyn manroe, Your mom, Your sister, your mom's mom, Sally Struthers, so I can feed her another twinkie, God, I'd like to meet the love of my life whoever that may be, girls that aren't afraid to get into deep intellectual conversations, people who can talk philosophy or sciences, the unibomber... I know he's still out there, Johnny Depp, before he made stupid movies such as Pirates of the Carribean (both sucked), The holy spirit, Ben Stiller, Ben Aflick before he was with J-lo, Jay and Silent Bob, Jason Lee, Bruce Lee, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, The next president, Some people at Burning Man!, Polish People, Jay leno's chin, Fucking Chuck Norris because everytime you cuss Chuck Norris kicks a freaking mexican Baby in the face, People that own Volkswagons(I'm being sarcastic), You if you're cool enough.Profile Edit By Myspace Profile Editor
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Music:

Well where do I start? Tool, old school korn, Derayngd myndz, marilyn manson, Sublime, every single one of the beatles, some led zepplin, the doors, jimi hendrix, rehab, old coolio, catherine wheel, old staind, some techno like dirty vegas and other underground stuff, ATB, REM, BTO, STP, ICP, ELO, CCR, KMK, daft punk, deftones, the virve, twizted, cake, gorillaz, garbage, lit, live, local H, old matchbox 20, mudvayne, modest mouse, pantera, pink floyd, alice cooper, red hot chilli peppers, sebadoh, blind melon, porno for pyros, some jane's addiction, sepultura, reel big fish, mighty mighty bosstones, some rancid and afi, taproot, old system of a down, the cars, the cure, static x, bloodhound gang, the cranberries, marshall tucker, crystal method, chemical brothers, strokes, hollies, the used, Pantera, postal service, ramones, toadies, tonic, toad the wet sprocket, weezer, trapt, the turtles, thompson twins, sister hazel, old metallica, seven mary three, sevendust, some reo speedwagon, some queen, most of the rolling stones, rob zombie, powerman 5000, some pearl jam, no motice, marcy playground, nine inch nails, fear factory, incubus, anything that oreo produces, most juggalo music, various oldies, some country like garth brooks, some classical, definitely beethoven, bach, mozart, prodigy, every song cazper is in, most songs psycho cid is in, the strokes, some third eye blind, some default, some fuel, the cranberries, one nickleback song, norah jones thinking about you is such a good song, and a few others...........

Movies:

I like: braveheart, shawshank redemption, event horizon, army of darkness, evil dead 1 and 2, godfather 1, 2, and 3, all 3 terminators, vanilla sky, all of the matrixes or would that be matrices?, faceoff, the fly, edward scissorhands, beavis and butthead do america, me myself and irene, american psycho, casino, the last don, scarface, identity, house of 1,000 corpses, devil's rejects, goodfellas, requiem for a dream, silence of the lambs, gattaca, both bill and ted's, fight club, all austin powers, halfbaked, trainspotting, fear and loathing in las vegas, a clockwork orange, apocalypse orange, every movie with jay and silent bob, private parts, harold and kumar go to white castle, every movie with adam sandler, grandma's boy, most movies with robin williams, all the batmans, all three teenage mutant ninja turtles, minority report, interview with the vampire, a river runs through it, taps, rainman, cocktail, brain candy, primal fear, meet joe black, seven, cool world, twelve monkies, spy game, forest gump, saving private ryan, saving ryan's privates, edward penis hands, camp killyourself all of them, jackass, dazed and confused, Frailty was pretty kick ass, and of course that one i made with your mom last night...

Television:

My favorites are mostly catoons or anime... I really like futurama, family guy, samurai shamploo, big-o, cowboy bebop, trigun, that seventy's show, the simpsons, some king of the hill, fear factor, monster garage, most american chopper, great biker build off, some ufc, the daily show, saturday night live, mad tv, married with children, the old teenage mutant ninja turtles, modern marvels, some home improvement, i used to really be into biker mice from mars, power rangers (yeah ten years ago), nip/tuck, megastructures, mythbusters, the sheild, dirty jobs, reno 911, parts of the colbert report, south park, chapelle's show, drawn together, jackass, sometimes the travel channel, almost anything on the history channel, anything on the science channel, lots of things on the national geographic channel, csi, world's police chases, almost every star trek, smallville, sopranos, oz, Huff, old batman cartoon, some things on food network, other stuff

Books:

catcher in the rye, farhenheit 451, the crucible, 1984, shakespeare, everything by poe, organic chemistry, some cookbooks like the anarchist cookbook, the phone book, Old man and the sea by hemmingway, red pony by steinbeck, Cat in the Hat, Physics, Biochemistry, Neurobiology, Genetics, Metaphysics, biophysics, The Bible (just for laughs), The illiad, the Odessey, The Cat in the Hat comes back, 1 fish 2 fish red fish blue fish, Magazines: Maxim, Stuff, FHM, Playboy, Gamepro, Electronic Gaming Monthly, Time, Motorcycle magazines, National Geographic, Scientific America, Tips and tricks, Better homes and gardens, Science, Highlights, Farmer's

Heroes:

Superman, batman, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, ghandi, Dare Devil, Those halo guys, jesus, buddah, mahammad, Tony from the sopranos, tony cipriani from grand theft auto, the terminator, the biker mice from mars, cloud strife from final fantasy 7 and ergheiz, Super mario bros., pin head, Cartman, kid chameleon, hannibal, Marylin Manson, My father, Samurai Jack, Scar Face, Charles Manson, Jenna Jameson, spiderman, Thor, Elvis because he's living on mars, Jesus' Dad, Bluntman and Chronic, Charles Manson, My mom, My snake, Your mom, others .

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My Life

Well, I no longer live with my girlfriend, but I am still the shizznite.  I guess stuff just happens, what can you do?  I graduated from college with my bachelor's in Biology, but unfortunat...
Posted by Big Money Heisla on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

Just a few random thoughts

Well, I just read in the news that there is proof that jesus did not exist and that the "fake" jesus was just made up to mimick a jewish man that lived in the 1st century and opposed the roman army.&n...
Posted by Big Money Heisla on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 10:54:00 PST