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About Me

So my name is Steve, Stephen, Scuba, Scuba Steve whatever you wanna call me. I'm 24 years OLD. Aviano Italy was my home for 4 years. Naples Italy was another home for 4 years. Rammstein Germany was my home for two years. And the Air Force Academy was my home for 8 years. Born in Texas though! Europe is my second home. Italy was favorite. I made some of the best fucking friends anyone will ever have. Got shit faced quite a bit but I remember every damn bit of it! Just decided to put this damn pain in the ass page up to see if I can find some old holmies or senoritas. I'm living in Mineral Wells (Miserable Hell) Texas. Not much to do in a shit town like this. Never move here!!!

My Interests

I like beer and riding bikes and more beer and heavy metal and more beer and JACK DANIEL'S!!!!!!!

Music:

Heavy metal all the way. HELLYEAH, Devil Driver, Mudvayne, Disturbed, Slipknot, Poison the Well, Korn, Soulfly, System of a Down, Kittie, Sepultura, Slayer, TOOL, Deftones, Lamb of God, Powerman 5000, Drowning Pool, Saliva, Marilyn Manson, Godsmack, Metalica, Static-X, Full Devil Jacket, Coal Chamber Adema Down Pantera.....etc

Movies:

Movies I like are so stupid they're funny. Kung Pow, Scary Movies 1-4, Not Another Teen Movie, Space Balls, Freddy Got Fingered.

Television:

Pro wrestling. Penn and Tellers BULLSHIT, Californication, House, (the original) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Porn....

Books:

Kurt Cobain, and stuff by Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

David Draiman

My Blog

Rehab? Again?

How many of you are tired of the whole celebrity rehab deal? Me personally, I am sick of it. Every time you turn around there's another star going nuts on crack and whiskey so they gotta go to rehab. ...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:45:00 PST

From politics to Britney I ramble on about nothing.

Well I haven't sat down and wrote anything in a long ass time. Don't know what to write really. I just feel like going on and on about something or anything. I could talk about absolutly nothing in pa...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:48:00 PST

Milk drinking competitions.

So I'm going back in time in my head thinking about some of the stupid weird ckool dumbass things I've done. Me and friends were doing crazy shit way before stunt shows like Jackass and the Dudesons c...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 07:36:00 PST

I like a shit load of mustard on my hot dogs!

So why do I like weird things so much sometimes? I really like a shit load of mustard on my hot dogs I eat. A rediculous amount occasionally. Some would say that's disgusting but I think it's gre...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST

Stupid fucks part 1

So I'm moving on from fat fucks to stupid fucks. I can talk about ignorant dumbasses first I guess. Since I moved back to America a little over three years ago I've talked about to living in Italy to ...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:05:00 PST

Lazy Fat Fucks!!!!

Do you ever walk though a huge super-store chain (AKA Wal-Mart) and see a very obese.... no fuck that this is my page!! You ever see a damn lazy fat ass cruising around on one of those electric carts ...
Posted by The Great Scuba Steve on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:58:00 PST