Commander Redshirt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

FIRST AND FORMOST....... I WILL NOT ADD YOU WITHOUT A PROPER MESSAGE I am an odd 24 year old. I scream metal, rap strangely, and drink beers. (yeah I know I made beer plurl) I'm probably the biggest Dragonball Z nerd out there and if you think I'm immature for it, you can suck on my fucking nutsack. I'm not in the scene, being in it is bullshit and a total waste of time, but I do like making a scene. I'm allways found screaming my metal when I'm on the road. See the little junky green Tercel over there with the machinegun thumps over the sounds of cats dying? Thats prolly me makin an ass out of myself waiting for the stupid light to change. I can be the nicest guy you've ever met, but if you cross me I can be the biggest asshole you've ever met. I am a big stoner. I love it so much that I just can't stop smokin it. OOOOOh..... I love her greenness with that orange hair. MMMMM I could make love to a bong all night. (OOO you like it when I pull on your stem like that don't you) I am writing a book called "The Deicide Solution." It will be the shit! Im a little over halfway through with the rough draft. Plus I made an old school styled RPG video game. And if you are interested, I'll hook you up with a copy. So now you know that inside the dark/sinister appearance, I am really just one of the nerds out there. Just without a pocket protector. Fuck that!!!!

My Interests

Microphones, recording consoles, video cameras, hookahs, "water pipes," cartoons, ki, politics, the stanky dank, gettin all Super Saiyan on a bitch, and imported beer.... well just wierd beer in general.

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking for anyone who may be an interesting person. No clones please. Unless youre a clone of me then we should get together and discuss our plans for world annihilation

Music:

Leo Starwind & the Raft, Static X, Mushroomhead, Alice in Chains, Disturbed, Dry Kill Logic, Marilyn Manson, Three 6 Mafia, Twiztid, Cradle of Filth, Vader, Dimmu Borgir, Corporate Avenger, Kotton Mouth Kings, Home Cookin', Chimaira, White Zombie, Tool, Insane Clown Posse, Rammstein, Testament, Ministry, KMFDM, Skinny Puppy, System of a Down, The Forsaken, Opeth, Otep, Dark Lotus, Mr Bungle, Metallica (cept 4 St Anger), Tech N9ne, Metroid Metal, Starlit, Dark Hills Gang, Drainage X, AGE OV REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Butterfly Effect, Runaway Jury, Shaun of the Dead, Mullhulland Drive, Saw, Caveman, X-Men 1 & 2, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Matrix Trilogy, Final Fantasy 7 Advent Children, Dragonball Z Movie 8 Broly, The Legendary Super Saiyan, Dragonball Z Movie 12 Fusion Reborn, etc.

Television:

Dragonball Z, LOST, Heroes, Death Note, Robot Chicken, Dragonball GT (I own all of it on DVD mutha fucka), Family Guy, Futurama, X-Men Evolution, Outlaw Star, Inuyasha, CNN Headline News, fox news (i like it because they are the absolute apitomy of liers, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Rielly can kiss my ass) Daily Show With Jon Stewart (its sad when he is the most fair and balanced news anchor and all he does is make shit up, The Colbert Report

Books:

"America (the book") by Jon Stewart, and "The Deicide Solution" by Michael Stewart

Heroes:

Vegita, Gambit, Magneto, Zoidberg, Broly, Cell, Super Buu, Samus, Tetzuo, Miroku

My Blog

A look into the character of Honesty

You know, the thing about honesty is that, everybody wants it, but no one knows how to demonstrate it. ...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

Do or die

So here I am in this crazy ass world just doin my thing when all of a sudden it hits me like a cement truck. I had an apiffiny (fuck you i cant spell that shit). After that happened things...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 08:01:00 PST

So I had another panic attack.....

Even tho it may seem that things are comming together in my life, I'm still living in a personal hell. Living at my dad's (as much as I appreciate the guesture) is making me l...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 04:53:00 PST

The most craptacular birthday ever!

Happy birthday to me happy birthday dear Psycho Cid. Ha ha ha ha ha. Happy my ass. Well, I cant say it was alllll bad, it was more like a roller coaster with lumps...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

seadont

I remember when I was in the seventh grade, I went camping at the lake with my father and his family. This was a trip to remember since my dad and I were on vertually non speaking terms. So when I got...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

interview with god

interview with godAs I approach the massive elaborately decorated gates, they swing inward for me, inviting me in. My whole life I wondered if there was a god, and now I know. Im going speak with him...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

On the negative side

My day began the same as any other day. I woke up in the morning and ate my ultra sweetened bowl of miniature rainbow colored fruit flakes. When savoring every bite, I was suddenly jolted ...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Need Water

Often the question is asked, "Do you think the glass is half empty or half full?" I'm telling you, my glass is fuckin empty. Perhaps I drank it when I had a serious case of cottonmouth? No. Someon...
Posted by Commander Redshirt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST