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memento mori

abortion brings out the inner child in you.

About Me

fuck you! your face is disproportionate and your ass looks like your lower back got hungry! fuck your "romance", too.. nothing says romance like shutting a bitch up with ether. lock up your livers, girls, i need to make some money!

My Interests


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Username:
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Music:

the hard shit.

Movies:

fear and loathing in las vegas, casino, predator, saw (1 and 2), the devil's rejects, the original texas chainsaw massacre, the last house on the left, cannibal holocaust, house of 1000 corpses, the original dawn of the dead, dead alive, the exorcist, the naked gun series, the hot shots series, napoleon dynamite, and more, coming this fall!

My Blog

social darwinism

the more material possessions one is encumbered with, the more responsibilities, maintenance, and preoccupation he incurs and therefore the less freedom of action and peace of mind one has. lacking sm...
Posted by memento mori on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:29:00 PST

fire soccer

i tried four fucking times to get the pictures to come up in my blog, but just like every other goddamned time i've tried before, they wouldn't, so fuck it, i quit. if you want to see the pi...
Posted by memento mori on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

something i almost forgot about.

i didn't post it because it's pretty long (it's my written account of our 13-day roadtrip aptly named "the bad idea project" nearly seven years ago). it's good writing, there's pictures, and a great e...
Posted by memento mori on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

you know what my problem is? it might be you.

i think my main problem is that in a sense, i feel as though the world is leaving me behind.. not on purpose, but simply because every value i hold dear is either a basic philosophical virtue, a produ...
Posted by memento mori on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 10:13:00 PST

it's so serious i thought it was funny.

why is it that when people in entertainment (michael richards, isiah washington, etc) say some shit that's considered offensive, they're in the media dog house, enduring criticism from pretty much eve...
Posted by memento mori on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 11:54:00 PST

advertising

ah, advertising, the veritable cornerstone of capitalism, thriving on convincing people to buy all of the things that they never realized that they wanted, needed, or could live without. with this in...
Posted by memento mori on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

seminary gates.

whether a man is a criminal or a public servant is purely a matter of perspective.  man's peculiarly ambivalent psyche permits him to operate simultaneously according to two opposing codes. there...
Posted by memento mori on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 05:42:00 PST

issues.

you may or may not be familiar with three of the recent ballot questions that nevadans voted on, but questions 4 and 5 sought to ban smoking in, well, basically public, and question 7 was a ...
Posted by memento mori on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST

fractured and scattered. dig it.

the worst thing i've ever done? i'm not sure. i've lied. i've stolen. i've spiked a football on someone's sleeping head. but in the grand scope of humanity and reality, are these things really even "b...
Posted by memento mori on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

saturday night.

it all began when my buddy keeeth and i decided to play with the flamethrower at my house. it was probably around midnight or 1am. we were having trouble achieving the proper air pressure with th...
Posted by memento mori on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST