Dig it! The Pimpbot is here, stylin' and profilin'. I have the dynamics of a 1950s robot with the dynamic flair of a 1970s street pimp. All the bitches think I'm pretty, bought my face at Circuit City. Got a nose full of candy, and an ass made by Tandy. Gots ta carry lots of cash to bail out the hoes. I got a 40 carat rock, and 40 hoes on every block. I gets regular tune ups from all my sluts, they polish my bolts and tighten my nuts. I likes the jewelry, I gots to impress da bitches, check out my stable of fine bitches. It is within my program to turn out the hoes. My hardware is state of the art.
To all da bitches out there... I will turn... you... out!
One last thing, mess with any of my hoes and I'll cut you.
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