This Will Probably Be My Last Entry |
Picture this: You're planting radishes and seed potatoes on the fifteenth green of a forgotten golf course.
In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the damp canyon fores...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Three ways to make Napalm: |
1. Mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate.
2. Mix equal parts of gasoline and diet cola.
3. Dissolve crumbled cat litter in gasoline until the mixture is thick.
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Project Mayhem |
You're not your job.
You're not how much money you have in the bank.
You're not the car you drive.
You're not the contents of your wallet.
You're not your fuckin' khakis.
You're the all...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
WARNING |
If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you ...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How to make soap. |
First we render fat. The salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans. As the fat renders, the tallows float to the surface. Like in boy scouts. Once the ta...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
