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Emchantress

And then Nicola says 'but Officer, this is our time to shine!'

About Me

A kooky lil chick livin the life.

My Interests

Unnaturally fond of condiments. Swordfighting. Deco. Anything open 24 hours. Karaoke. Star Wars. Purple irises. Italy. Naming things. Beverages, all of them. Singing. The ocean. Airports and hotels. Conspiracies. (They're everywhere!) Dancing (spastically). "Sympathy for the Devil." Star shaped things. Proper spelling and punctuation. Trees. Selling. Inappropriate crushes.

I'd like to meet:

Real people.

The big one, with the palm trees.

Music:

When Mom came down to give me a 2 am feeding, the nurse was dancin to rock'n'roll with me on her shoulder. I been rockin ever since.

Movies:

Patiently waiting for Robert Rodriguez and Drew Barrymore to collaborate.

Television:

I would like to date Master Frylock but I suspect his work keeps him too busy.

Books:

Sometimes it feels like all the best ones were written before I was born.

Heroes:

I see the hero in everyone.

My Blog

Go on, ask me again!

I was 24 and single the first time someone asked me why I didn't have kids yet. Excuse me?Having kids is just one of many fun options we all have for our lifetime. I like kids. I'm just not interested...
Posted by E the E on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:45:00 PST

CNN Headline News

Today I turned on CNN Headline News. They were running a countdown. "Paris Hilton: 22 Days of Freedom Left." They were interviewing prison employees. I can't bring myself to go into the banal detail. ...
Posted by E the E on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

SEEKING HELP WITH PHOTO PROJECT!

I have a theory that every Weight Watchers clinic is located next door to a bakery. If it's not true in Eureka, it used to be, and I have seen it in other cities.Do you have a Weight Watchers in your ...
Posted by E the E on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

Pigs unite!!!!!!!!

Excuse me did I wake up in Crazytown? Again?I am a proud pig, born in the Chinese Lunar Year of the Boar. For thousands of years in China the pig has been honored as a noble and lucky animal. 2007 is ...
Posted by E the E on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

Eulogy for Wee Man, the camera not the person, 2001-2007

Sometime during the bitter, cold hours of 2:30 and 6:30 a.m. January 16, the life of the Panasonic camcorder known as Wee Man was cut tragically short when he was brutally, violently and unconscionabl...
Posted by E the E on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

I will pay you $100.00* to read this blog.

When Milissa blogged about riding the bus for the first time in years, the flashbacks hit me fast and hard. You see, I did not own a car until I was 29 years old. First one thing, then another, then I...
Posted by E the E on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:13:00 PST