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Taika

Hello.

About Me

Hi everyone. I'm from New Zealand just like the first man to climb Mount Everest. I am now advertising my movie "EAGLE vs SHARK", the first ever New Zealand Arthouse Romantic Comedy. It has been referred to by one American as "Napolean Dynamite from England" which is hopefully going to be our tagline. The movie stars Loren Horsley and also Jemaine Clement (Fright of the Cumquats). The music was done by The Phoenix Foundation - a fantastic multi-partner-homosexual NZ band. Anyway, the film comes out in America June 15. It will be released in New Zealand in July and then in the UK sometime around July/August.
Read my blog to find links and more information.

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My Interests

War. Boobies.

I'd like to meet:

People who are into war. Not the current wars, they're shit. WW1 and the sequel, those are the wars I'm into. If you like war and anything to do with the killing of man then I wanna be your friend. I'd also like to meet people who appreciate the boobs. I just love 'em. So I guess I really want to meet people who like war who are also girls without their tops on.

Music:

Songs with references or themes relating to war. Snoop Daddy, Puffy Dogg, Creed, Stryper...

Movies:

War movies. Love Actually.

Television:

War shows. Documentaries about war.

Books:

War books. Survival manuals. Elite magazine. Commando comics. Booklets that show you how to construct bombs or how to kill a dog which is chasing you when you've escaped from a POW camp.

Heroes:

War Veterens and people with big boobies. I don't know what the fuck "friends of the rock factory" are so ignore that shit just below this sentence...

My Blog

Release me....

Hello everyone at the table.So. The movie is coming out this weekend in the states. Friday the 15th in NY (Sunshine theater) and LA (Landmark and Arclight). I do hope you will attend and tell your fri...
Posted by Taika on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST

Music Video

    HELLO FREAKS.I don't know who made this music video with stuff from my movie in it but I like it. I am scared because I don't know where they got the footage. But I also don't care ...
Posted by Taika on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:05:00 PST

Eagle vs Kitchen

Hey everyone. Go see my movie. It's like a New Zealand version of 'The Matrix'.
Posted by Taika on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:15:00 PST

Brog

Hi addicts. Sorry I haven't been blogging. My fuckin' bitch ex-wife tried to take the kids away so was in this huge legal battle for the last few months and now she's suing me for all my shit and I'm ...
Posted by Taika on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

Minxes

Hey inter-weeners.I am sound mixing for Eagle vs. Shark. It sounds really well mixed. All mixy. Minxy. Marxy. Groucho. Grouchy. Oscar. Trash Can. Can Can. Toucan. Tropical Birds. Brazillian Babes. Bab...
Posted by Taika on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 06:34:00 PST

48 Hours

Hi Freaks,Last weekend I made a 48hr film as part of the New Zealand 48Hours Film Competition. I shot it by myself in the garden (Loren was away that weekend). It is an action film called "Slade in Fu...
Posted by Taika on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:21:00 PST

Sold my movie

Miramax just bought my film Eagle vs. Shark for distribution in the USA...that's right, America, land of the free-dom fries, the place where they make the rules...the home of Justin Timberlake and bad...
Posted by Taika on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:53:00 PST

Semi-Permanent

Semi-PermanentThis is an event in August that I will be speaking at. That's right...oratory.It is a design event and so I'll be touching on some design issues from a design point of view. Some of the ...
Posted by Taika on Mon, 08 May 2006 11:17:00 PST

Thanks

Hey thanks for all the support everyone!Late last night I took a break from editing my new hit movie, went to get a kebab in town, and the next thing I knew I saw a nice pair of German boobies. They w...
Posted by Taika on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 10:55:00 PST

Bad News

Hi everyone, Not a good day today...didn't see a single booby ANYWHERE. I wonder where they all went. Probably straight into Jemaine's greedy hands. T
Posted by Taika on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 06:15:00 PST