Shoe chewing, toy demolishing, slobbering, snorting, and of course, snoring. I also enjoy gathering up as much laundry (especially socks) as I can, and sleeping on it for hours.
Anything with a smelly rear.
I don't have the attention span required to watch movies.
The Dog Whisperer, Animal Planet
Older paperbacks seem to taste more interesting- but really anything I can sink my floppy jowels into will do it for me.
Max from Jake and the Fat Man