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royal

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

three year old bulldog baby boy.
i like to play with the minty bones, chew on luggage, go swimming, eat socks, and most importantly, i love to make out with my froggy. she's my girlfriend, but we have a very open relationship.
my mom's pretty cool, she lets me do what i want for the most part.
i eat a lot of food.
oh yeah, i fart. A LOT.
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My Interests

froggy, sleeping, snoring, cuddling, my mom [cas], eating socks, playing in the bathtub, drinking lots of water, farting, eating, petsmart, playing, going to sleepover camp.

I'd like to meet:

hot girl bulldogs. or boy bulldogs. i'm pretty open to humping just about anything that has four legs to be honest.
i like people too. humans to cuddle with on the couch. humans that'll sneak me extra treats.
i am constantly seeking a father figure, so check out my mom. she's a real nice lady.

Music:

my auntie gina introduced me to my favorite song is the puppy song by harry nilsson. if you want to hear it, i'd be happy to share it with you ;). i also like anything that makes my mom and lindsay dance around the house like idiots. it's fun when we have dance parties and they swing me around with the music!

Movies:

old school, orange county, little nicky, anything that makes my mom laugh really loud.

Television:

the osbournes.

Heroes:

my mom, duh.