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ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A*

a prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages Tennessee Williams

About Me


MyHeritage : Celebrity Collage - Family name history - Vintage pictures
FOR BOOKING INFORMATION CONTACT: I ALWAYS HAVE GUM IN MY PURSE! AND IN MOST OF THE CANDID PICS OF ME, YOU CAN FIND GUM IN MY MOUTH.. OKAY ALL OF THEM! HAHA! ITS LIKE WHERE'S WALDO..I am the easiest person in the World to make laugh, I find that occasionally it is much easier to act dumb, I have a guileless and wry sense of humor, I am direct, I can be shy and apprehensive, but I can also be boisterous and audacious, i like to think of myself as a enigma lol, I eat mustard and splenda plain, I totally procrastinate like no other, I fall in love easilly, every day! I am really picky when it comes to guys.. I love funny things, like scars and crooked teeth..! I HATE the pretty boy who is "perfect".. I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE KISS WITH THERE EYES OPEN!!!! its freaky and wierd!! I love gum! ! I bite my cutacles.. MEGAN IS MY PARTNER IN CRIME LIKE NO OTHER, WE ARE TWO PEAS IN A POD!, I sometimes pee myself when i laugh haha, i always use purel in public restrooms, my feet always hurt, but i still insist on always wearing heels, im always cold, I love my dog dirty harry, hes my little little mascot, I love my friends, and no matter what will always be there for all of them, I hate haters and fakes, I am not patient at all, I get bored really easily, I love valet because I am an awful parker, im alittle (ALOTTLE) addicted to sleeping pills, fuck falling asleep naturally ;) haha, i love fishnets, i love wearing skirts, I will only date guys older than me, i love riding the bull, i love going to places where they know me at the door so we can walk right in (i am a snob!), but I also love going to new places, like a hole in the wall bar where I can be more informal and let my hair down, I can be emotional, I love who I love, and I dont love who I dont love, want to know more, just ask me! TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Me
Birthday: April
Birthplace: ask me
Current Location: Los Angeles
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: brasilian
The Shoes You Wore Today: always heels!
Your Weakness: bad boys..
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: i dont eat pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: everything i possibly cvan
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, ttyl
Thoughts First Waking Up: i have to pee!!
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: are you kidding me?
Your Most Missed Memory: being alittle girl
Pepsi or Coke: DIET coke.. if i had to choose.. water normally
MacDonalds or Burger King: gross
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: french vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: not cigarettes
Do you Swear: way to much!
Do you Sing: yes, but people always yell at me when i do
Do you Shower Daily: at least once
Have you Been in Love: every day
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: you tell me
Are you a Health Freak: yes
Do you get along with your Parents: yes yes yes yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: indfiffernet
Do you play an Instrument: piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: shhhhhhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i hate sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: morbid question
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: all
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green or blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: taller then me!
Weight: depends
Best Clothing Style: tight white shirts, wife beaters!
Number of Drugs I have taken: up to you.. none of my business
Number of CDs I own: who knows
Number of Piercings: i have my belly button piereced..
Number of Tattoos: i have 3 tiny tiny ones.. but i love guys with tattoos!!!!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: why regret anything? live in the moment baby!
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MyHeritage : Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities

My Interests




everything! Im not going to lie, if it involves my pea, I am in! I love having adventures and being spontanious and impromptu. I dont drink or do drugs. If that makes me lame.. then I am lame! :) I love watching movies at home. I work a LOT so I dont have tons of free time, so when I do I relish in it. I make the most of it. Even if its watching the Nanny in bed at 11pm.. i love it! modeling resume: american apparel, mina wear, playboy tv, maxim hometown, guitar world, spike tv, elite images, bikini, more available on request. thanks!

I'd like to meet:

Someone who could steal my heart, and keep my interest.. which is easier said then done.. Myspace Layouts
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Music:

rolling stones, bob dylan, joe purdy, kellie pickler ( i love that girl!!), nickleback,buckcherry,ray lamontagne, goo goo dolls, etta james, the fray, ccr, snow patrol, augustana, mc solar, tito and tarantula, disney songs, then i love def leopard! haha! anything my pea and i can keep it sexual too!..


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Movies:

PUNK LOVE, Dirty Dancing (makes me cry every time I watch it, the chemistry between them is so amazing, and so rare, and it effects me.) A place in the sun, On the waterfront!!!!!!!!( I love Brando, and this movie was so touching and just perfection.), anything with Audrey Hepburn! Anything with Marilyn Monroe, I love Gene Rowlands and Clara Bow.. I love the notebook, gone with the wind, gloria (the original), i love documentries! I love Vivian Leigh in A Street Car Named Desire.. anything tennessee williams touched is magic!

Television:

SOME OF MY EPISODES OF "WILD WORLD OF SPIKE" ON SPIKE TV: ..

Wild World of Spike - Season 1 - OLD - Log Boxing

Posted Mar 22, 2007

Boxing on logs over animal poo, ring girl included.

.. Wild World of Spike - Season 2 - Crab Roping some REALITY TV.. I admit it! and greys annatomy. ok...... and the nanny, and cartoons, and dateline shows, detective shows, discovery chanel, animal planet, tlc, john and kate plus 8... best show on tv! I prefer movies though! I love classics, like silent films witH Clara Bow, I have so much respect to silent actors, because they convey everything with their eyes, and not just their mouths which is in a away a crutch.. I also love anything with Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe.

Books:

CATCHER IN THE RYE! Believe it or not, I love reading.. I love shes come undone by wally lamb, any thing by j.d. salinger, The Evening or anything by Suasn Minot, lovely bones.. etc.. and how to make love like a porn star! I love it! I love books that can capture my imagination and keep me in it on every page.. my mind drifts easily..... it takes a lot to keep my interest. I also love magzines.. playboy, fhm, maxim, stuff, cosmo..... all the substantial ones! and of course I have to represent GUITAR WORLD!

Heroes:

my family:) and my friends.. there is nothing more beautiful then a real true friendship.. and MY PEA! and the troops and there familes. Also, the forgotten elders who have been tossed aside. It is our duty to love and care for our elderly. Remember, we are here because of them. Respect and honor them. ALSO.. WE NEED TO TAKE BETTER CARE OF OUR VETS. THEY NEED TO BE TREATED LIKE THE HEROS THAT THEY ARE.. THE LAST PLACE THEY NEED TO BE IS ON HOLLYWOOD BLVD WITH A CARDBOARD SIGN ASKING FOR MONEY. THAT IS DISGRACEFUL. Obama - Yes We Can
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donate blood.. it saved my life..

When i was 16, a blood transfusion save my life. sit down and donate blood, it takes 2 min, and you could save someone's life. think about it. its the gift of life, and its in your hands.... or sho...
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For the Girls: On my top friends Jeff R photos!!!

any girl who wants great shots, for their book, or for anything, email my favorite photographer Jeff R. on my top friends.. he will make you feel comfortable, and give you the best hottest and BEST sh...
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happy birthday to me!

thank you to everyone who sent me emails and comments for my birthday today, it means so much to me, and i appreciate it more than i could ever tell you!!!!!thanks a million!!xoxoxo love, Emma...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 01:47:00 PST

Brad Pitt, STEVE BING Plan New 150-Home Community in New Orleans Lower Ninth Ward

New Orleans, Louisiana - Brad Pitt expanded his commitment to New Orleans’ Lower Ninth Ward today by announcing plans for a new community of homes in the area hardest-hit by the worst natural di...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:40:00 PST

adrian pruett kicks ass

I just worked with this up and coming director Adrian Pruett (on my top friends) and was blown away. I have to let it out in a blog, because the world needs to know. if you are smart, you would add hi...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST

funniest fan letter!!!!! got this today

"Hi Emma,think I saw your nipple in Terror Toons 2...haha god bless the pause-button.Hope you open up a little and do more nude scenes in future." hahahaha! i love it!Haha!!! Im not glad that my nippl...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

BIG SISTER EMMA

I may be over protective, but my little brother(21) is going out to clubs, and spending the night at girls houses, and I am like a mama bear. my parents are like " you go boy!" and im like, "those bit...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 07:27:00 PST

yes we can

It is about time we are actually inspired by a someone who is a political figure. Not since JFK, has someone had so much inspirational words that could actually bring our nation together. He has the d...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

i am now a 9Girl VIP!

Yay, I am now a 9Girl Vip at the Palms hotel/casino in VEGAS.
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 06:21:00 PST

"I WOULD RATHER GO NAKED THAN WEAR FUR!"

PETA's campaign against fur is so great! I know its been around for a while, but it has such a great message! esp. at this time of year, when its cold outside, people want to keep warm, they go buy ...
Posted by ITS OFFICIAL! *M*I*S*S*E*M*M*A* on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 01:09:00 PST