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"The Hollywood Enigma" CHRISTIAN CAGE

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Name: CHRISTIAN CAGE
Birthdate: February 4, 1978
Birthplace: Santa Rosa, California
Current Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2
Weight: 200
Piercings: 2, both ears
Tatoos: 10 & counting
Overused Phraze: FUCK! I have a potty mouth
FAVORITES
Food: Mexican & Italian
Candy: Starburst
Number: 13, the most feared number in the world so feared it's not even an option on a elevator
Color: Red & Black
Animal: Dogs & Dolphins, I have a thing for the Double D's, lol
Drink: Gatorade X Factor
Alcohol Drink: Don't really drink much but when I do it's usually Craneberry Vodka mixed & Corona
Bagel: Seasame seeds with cream cheese
Letter: C
Body Part on Opposite sex: Well taken care of & facial features, I have to be able to look ya in the face if I was to kiss you, lol
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink either, don't really drink caffeine
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Burger King
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: EWW!!!
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate, Coffee is gross!
Kiss or Hug: Depends on who I am receiving from, lol
Dog or Cat: Dogs all the way!!!
Rap or Punk: Both give me a fucking headache, but the older stuff was better if I had to choose
Summer or Winter: Summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary but it has to be R rated, no such thing as a scary PG-13 film
Love or Money: I'll take the money any day, I don't need anybody in my life to tell me positive things & make me feel special when the rent is due!, lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: Around 5 or 6am & up by around 10am daily
Most Missed Memory:
Best physical feature: I don't know but the most complimented features I get is Eyes, Eye Brows, Tattoos, Height & my C... :P
First Thought Waking Up: Fuck! I'm late for work!
Goal for this year: To be sucessful & force my name CHRISTIAN CAGE down everyones throat till someone gives me my own show DAMN IT!!!
Best Friends: John, Pete, Jerad, Mandi, Alvino, Jenny, Cristin, Jackie
Weakness: DSL's
Fears: is only a 4 letter word
Heritage: Greek, Italian & Cherokee Indian
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Nope
Pot: A few times, not as much as one would think
Ever been Drunk: 3 times in my entire life, seriously I really don't drink
Ever been beaten up: Yeah in kindergarten by a bunch of 6th graders
Ever beaten someone up: once not much of a fighter, unless being in the wrestling ring counts, lol
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep! I hate clothes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Not picky about eye color as long as they can look me dead in the eye & not wonder in both directions at the same time when talking to me, lol
Favorite Hair Color: Dark Hair usually, but have been suprised by red heads & blondes as well & even a few with pink hair even,lol
Short or Long: Long all the way, very few people can pull off the short haired look
Height: Nothing taller then 6'2 I hope & nothing smaller then 5 ft. although spinners can be fun to play with at times :P
Style: No Ghetto typical trash like Scareface, Raiders or G-Unit shit anything else I'm pretty open to
Looks or Personality: Well attraction at first sight is always, I don't care what anybody says about that but to seal the deal with me you have to have a very open & out going personality
Hot or Cute Doesn't really matter to me as long as you are clean & well groomed & don't come across like trash
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs please, I'm cool if you drink, just don't be drunk every night of the week
Muscular or Really Skinny: Fit, not too many muscles like Chyna, but not to skinny like Nicole Richie like either, lol
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Yes I have had some but have always used them as a life lesson learned
What country do you want to Visit: Austrailia
How do you want to Die: Live Fast, Die Young
Been to the Mall Lately: Yep!
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sure why not, it puts woman in the mood when they want to be held because they are usually scared, lol
Get along with your Parents: My mom, I disowned my Father back in '93
Health Freak: Yes & No
Do you think your Attractive: I dunno, I have more things to worry about then how I look
Believe in Yourself: Yes, 100 percent!
Want to go to College: Been there done that, blah!
Do you Smoke: Nope & never will
Do you Drink: Rarely
Shower Daily: Twice a day
Been in Love: Once a very long time ago
Do you Sing: Yeah I'm a fucking rockstar when nobody is looking, lol
Want to get Married: Hell FUCK No!!!
Do you want Children: Hell FUCK No! but I do enjoy being with kids, they are the most honest people in the world, the thought of me having kids ever freaks me out, I'm a big kid myself a modern day Peter Pan if you will
Have your future kids names planned out: Demon Child & Satans Seed, lol
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Too late
Hate anyone: Nope!, it takes a lot for me to hate anyone
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My Blog

I WAS SEXUALLY HARRASSED BY ACTOR/COMEDIAN ANDY DICK!!!

So last night Friday Feb. 9th I attended the red carpet grand opening premiere for Mel Brooks' comedy musical The Producers starring David Hassellhoff here in Las Vegas inside the Paris Hotel & Casino...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

CHRISTIAN CAGE: Vents & Rants about people & life in general

Ok so a lot of peeps in the land of Myspace have always seemed interested in my thoughts & beliefs so I thought I'd just come out with a few things on my mind to share with anybody who cares or ma...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement") is entered into on the _____day of __________, 2006, by_______________________, between ____________...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:29:00 PST

WRESTLEMANIA 22 WEEKEND

FIRST OF ALL I WANTED TO SAY THAT I HAD A GREAT TIME IN CHICAGO LAST WEEKEND, I GOT TO SEE MY YEARLY PEEPS AS WELL AS FINALLY MEETING SOME NEW PEEPS IN PERSON MAINLY FROM THIS SILLY LITTLE WEBSITE CAL...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 10:30:00 PST

MY PERSONAL THOUGHTS ON FLORIDA

Let me just start off by saying that for anybody who has never been should seriouly go. It is by far one of the most beautiful states that I have ever been in all over the U.S. There is a very positiv...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Appearing on FEAR FACTOR

Alright so I got this call yesterday from a person by the name of Howard who runs the talent field for NBC studios and I have been selected to be a constestant for the NBC show FEAR FACTOR, I don't kn...
Posted by CHRISTIAN CAGE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST