As crazy as it may sound, oh fellow male peers please forgive me but I never liked clubbing...something about a dark environment with music banging in my brain and surrounded by drunk buffon's (and always some slutty girl) that just doesn't seem my style.
And the whole sports, beer, boobs (well lets exclude boobs) and cars doesn't do it for me...only birds are attracted to big shiny objects (includes Rims), coming from a posh/snob family I roll in the shittiest 30 year old piece of junk I could find (black smoke from the exhaust) just to annoy everyone.
Looking at what I wrote it just emphasizes what I've thought all along, I'm an old man's soul trapped in a young body for those types of things and the total opposite for everything else.I really don't know what to talk about with people my age but throw me some 40 yr old grannies and I'll be the life of the party :p .
I enjoy mostly outdoor activities, hiking, kayaking, archery, soccer, tai chi, yoga, rock climbing, reading...I'm still use to a lot of the circus stuff I learned, juggling, fire dancing, magic and like everyone else love watching a movie or some tv.
Yesterday I went to the court rooms and pretended to be a law student to watch some cases, thought It would be a bore but it was kinda cool observing witnesses stories and lawyers in action.I think today I'm only going to speak in rhymes :D.
Everyone always names cool people here, I want to meet nerds, dorks, outcasts and all the rejects lol who don't care about being cool and just do their own thing, fitting in with the rest is much easier than standing out.Not that I'm adding you because your a reject..oh jeeeze, I'm just digging my own grave deeper aren't I?.
Some people write how their friends are everything and they'd die without them...sure I appreciate my friends but don't expect me to take a bullet for you (family is a different story)...I have some Kevlar vest coupons if your interested, thats as far as I go.
I'm seeing a pattern here...I think people who have cats like me more, don't ask me why, I have no idea..I'm even allergic, should I move to Egypt?
I'd like to meet some myspace randoms in real life to go through the whole dreadful awkwardness stage, "Sooo...that Myspace...isn't it something?.."
My ancestors...to show them why they shouldn't go interracial.
Random who left me a gift at my door last xmas, speaking of gifts, I never give gifts on birthdays, xmas or any other marketed holiday, isn't it nicer to spontaneously receive gifts when you least expect it?
Myself in 40 years, I want to see how my bald head will look like with shoulder length eyebrows...
I can't wait to meet grannies in 40 years with wrinkly tramp stamps (lower back tattoos), it's going to look hella funny =), "my nanna has a butterfly...I think :S" - "well mine has a flower so theeeere :P"
The genius who decided to play Air Crash Investigation on my last flight, poor old lady next to me was panicking all the way and the tubby guy was hyperventilating :S.
Someone asked me why I wash my hands before peeing, I always thought everyone did it same thing cause it makes sense to me to wash your dirty hands before touching your clean "privates" but apparently not, so fellow pre washer pissers?
Weirdos in public transport, boy I love them.I like to yawn and see who yawns with me.
Anyone and everyone! (wow that sounds korny) :), but we all have a story to tell.
I'm getting quite a few msg's asking for my msn/yahoo so to save me the trouble of answering all, this is my addy: [email protected] (msn), metta_bodhisattva (yim), but if you add me, please specify if your a toilet paper scruncher or folder so I can put you in the right list (shows organized or messy personality)...I'm kidding..or am I?
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Why the Macarena of course! I mean how could you not love it hahaha Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena lallalalal EEHHH Macarena!
It brings joy to my heart every time I hear it, I skip around and think of rainbows and butterflies hahaha not really.
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Don't get that much of a chance to watch tv but when I do It's: House, Californication, Weeds, Lost, Heroes, Supernatural, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Looney Tunes (old cartoons are the best), Seinfeld, Documentaries, Ghost Whisperer (with those boobs, if I was a ghost...), Buffy, Gilmore Girls, Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Malcolm In The Middle, Scrubs, SpongeBob, L&O:SVU (don't watch the Law part), Monk, NCIS, CSI, Idol,
The "Where's Wally?" books :) lol nah Mmm a good novel (Don Quixote...), psychology books and a few philosophy ones specially from Osho (Rajneesh) or J. Krishnamurti but anything interesting really, what kind of a bookworm would I be if I didn't have an open mind?
What better place to add this slideshow than the Heroes section right? Anywhoz a few people said my profile didn't show some "lovin" (whatever that means), so they sent some sign pictures...thoughtful isn't it? :S I linked some of the pix to their myspace profiles :) if you want to send one just message me, you can make it out to Matty, Matti (Italian) or Triponic (geek name), as flattering as receiving the "hot, love ect.." stuff is, I appreciate more creativity :)