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About Me

Namasté! I thought it was time I joined the majority of people my age and made a myself a myspace to represent my individuality by listing other peoples creativity (movies, music, books ect..) makes sense doesn't it?
First off, my apologies if I'm re-adding you but my other profile was getting old and boring so I wanted to make a clean start.I had a lot of stuff in my 'about me' but I have a cold and can't be bothered re-writing it all, by the way I'm soon going to find out how many Vitamic C tablets you can take without overdosing...I'll get better or diarrhea trying...
I can never find a good way to describe myself that doesn't end up in a whole manual so I got a few friends to describe me in a few words:"dreamer, curious, opinionated, creative, harshly honest (never liked sugar coating), non conformist, random, goofy, introspective, smart ass, perfectionist, logical, stubborn (I see it more as passionate), spontaneous, underachiever (lazy), innocent, dork, idealist.
If I had to describe myself I would say I always thought I was like a white cloud, you don't know where I came from or where I'm going, how I evolved or how I will dissolve, I have no destination or boundaries and drift off where ever the wind takes me.I have no specific shape or form yet everyone projects me in a different way, enjoy me while you can cause you never know when another rush of wind will come (I have deep moments in between randomness).
I have the coolest mixed ethnic background which can be seen in my odd looks, Dutch green eyes (they shift) and nose, Spanish long face, Peruvian olive complexion, Croatian caterpillar eyebrows (and no I'm not going to wax them, they look funny), Nigerian lips and Japanese almond eye shape, agelessness, hairlessness (like a deep fried rat waist up) and unusually small weiner (saying that creates low expectations and gives an element of surprise). Could be worse though lol I come from a long line of twins so there could be two of us :P oh wait, thinking about that, I could have twins someday as well :-o, if you work for the government I'd appreciate if you ignored that last bit, I don't want secret agents chasing me around trying to emasculate me.
By now you're probably thinking, so who is this guy and why did he add me? well let me ask you this...does anybody really know who they are? oh my that was a deep moment, lets have a minute of silence...arhgg good enough.To answer your question, why would I want to add/msg/comment friends I already see or speak to everyday? randoms are cooler...
Do I use too many smilies? My shrink says it's a passive aggressive way of releasing my anger, but she's a pain in the ass so I substituted her with popping bubble wrap (it's almost as good as cheese)...I think it can cure anything don't you?, "your depressed? don't worry here's some bubble wrap...you have herpes? not a problem! here's some bubble wrap."
Anyway there's a whole lot I could write here but I'll give myself importance by letting you ask to find out.
If you want to see one of my more old disturbing videos (trying to prove meditative pain control works) watch this .
That's not a joke though, you can't expect me to be strange in everything else and normal when it comes to that, By personal choice I dare put my testosterone to a more productive use and have a good libido (and double layered undies) :).So why am I telling you this? Every virgin I meet seems to be embarrassed about being one...I thought I'd be different and flaunt mine with pride instead.

My Interests

As crazy as it may sound, oh fellow male peers please forgive me but I never liked clubbing...something about a dark environment with music banging in my brain and surrounded by drunk buffon's (and always some slutty girl) that just doesn't seem my style.

And the whole sports, beer, boobs (well lets exclude boobs) and cars doesn't do it for me...only birds are attracted to big shiny objects (includes Rims), coming from a posh/snob family I roll in the shittiest 30 year old piece of junk I could find (black smoke from the exhaust) just to annoy everyone.

Looking at what I wrote it just emphasizes what I've thought all along, I'm an old man's soul trapped in a young body for those types of things and the total opposite for everything else.I really don't know what to talk about with people my age but throw me some 40 yr old grannies and I'll be the life of the party :p .

I enjoy mostly outdoor activities, hiking, kayaking, archery, soccer, tai chi, yoga, rock climbing, reading...I'm still use to a lot of the circus stuff I learned, juggling, fire dancing, magic and like everyone else love watching a movie or some tv.

Yesterday I went to the court rooms and pretended to be a law student to watch some cases, thought It would be a bore but it was kinda cool observing witnesses stories and lawyers in action.I think today I'm only going to speak in rhymes :D.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone always names cool people here, I want to meet nerds, dorks, outcasts and all the rejects lol who don't care about being cool and just do their own thing, fitting in with the rest is much easier than standing out.Not that I'm adding you because your a reject..oh jeeeze, I'm just digging my own grave deeper aren't I?.

Some people write how their friends are everything and they'd die without them...sure I appreciate my friends but don't expect me to take a bullet for you (family is a different story)...I have some Kevlar vest coupons if your interested, thats as far as I go.

I'm seeing a pattern here...I think people who have cats like me more, don't ask me why, I have no idea..I'm even allergic, should I move to Egypt?

I'd like to meet some myspace randoms in real life to go through the whole dreadful awkwardness stage, "Sooo...that Myspace...isn't it something?.."

My ancestors...to show them why they shouldn't go interracial.

Random who left me a gift at my door last xmas, speaking of gifts, I never give gifts on birthdays, xmas or any other marketed holiday, isn't it nicer to spontaneously receive gifts when you least expect it?

Myself in 40 years, I want to see how my bald head will look like with shoulder length eyebrows...

I can't wait to meet grannies in 40 years with wrinkly tramp stamps (lower back tattoos), it's going to look hella funny =), "my nanna has a butterfly...I think :S" - "well mine has a flower so theeeere :P"

The genius who decided to play Air Crash Investigation on my last flight, poor old lady next to me was panicking all the way and the tubby guy was hyperventilating :S.

Someone asked me why I wash my hands before peeing, I always thought everyone did it same thing cause it makes sense to me to wash your dirty hands before touching your clean "privates" but apparently not, so fellow pre washer pissers?

Weirdos in public transport, boy I love them.I like to yawn and see who yawns with me.

Anyone and everyone! (wow that sounds korny) :), but we all have a story to tell.

I'm getting quite a few msg's asking for my msn/yahoo so to save me the trouble of answering all, this is my addy: [email protected] (msn), metta_bodhisattva (yim), but if you add me, please specify if your a toilet paper scruncher or folder so I can put you in the right list (shows organized or messy personality)...I'm kidding..or am I?

Write on my wall...or send a message =)
 

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Music:

Why the Macarena of course! I mean how could you not love it hahaha Dale a tu cuerpo alegria macarena lallalalal EEHHH Macarena!

It brings joy to my heart every time I hear it, I skip around and think of rainbows and butterflies hahaha not really.

Movies:


Are we movie
compatible? My Flixster
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Television:

Don't get that much of a chance to watch tv but when I do It's: House, Californication, Weeds, Lost, Heroes, Supernatural, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Looney Tunes (old cartoons are the best), Seinfeld, Documentaries, Ghost Whisperer (with those boobs, if I was a ghost...), Buffy, Gilmore Girls, Criminal Minds, Desperate Housewives, Sarah Connor Chronicles, Malcolm In The Middle, Scrubs, SpongeBob, L&O:SVU (don't watch the Law part), Monk, NCIS, CSI, Idol,

Books:

The "Where's Wally?" books :) lol nah Mmm a good novel (Don Quixote...), psychology books and a few philosophy ones specially from Osho (Rajneesh) or J. Krishnamurti but anything interesting really, what kind of a bookworm would I be if I didn't have an open mind?

Heroes:



What better place to add this slideshow than the Heroes section right? Anywhoz a few people said my profile didn't show some "lovin" (whatever that means), so they sent some sign pictures...thoughtful isn't it? :S I linked some of the pix to their myspace profiles :) if you want to send one just message me, you can make it out to Matty, Matti (Italian) or Triponic (geek name), as flattering as receiving the "hot, love ect.." stuff is, I appreciate more creativity :)

My Blog

Laugh alone and the world thinks youre an idiot

It's that time of the year again...where I find myself with the urge to write a new random blog.Perhaps it's the jollyness of waking up with my phalanges (my biology teachers would be proud) frozen an...
Posted by måttÿ" on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:26:00 PST

Mattys five laws of evolution...

Darwin had five theoretical laws of evolution, evolution as such, common descent, multiplication of species, gradualism and natural selection. On my last free day of blogging I though I'd post a few o...
Posted by måttÿ" on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:37:00 PST

If sex is a pain in the ass, then youre probably doing it wrong&

I dont have commitment issues you have perceptual problem... :P it seems to be a crime lately to be a single male :| you must be eather gay, a player (okay, I might enjoy female company a bit too much...
Posted by måttÿ" on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 01:58:00 PST

Humpty Dumpty was pushed! I demand justice...

I know a lot of you enjoy my status updates and some of you have been asking me if you could use them on your msn ect.. I love writing them cause I know at least someone will get a smile out of it eac...
Posted by måttÿ" on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 02:39:00 PST

Im an underachiever, not an idiot...

Yay! my second day without being tortured by the dominatrix (soccer coach)! As much as I enjoy being spanked with a whistle and yelled at ("100,000 sperms and you were the fastest!!!??) by a chick in ...
Posted by måttÿ" on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:41:00 PST

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your a cunt...

I have a few days off and thought I should put this blog to use..after all, poor Tom went through so much trouble making them available for us :) it's a shame I'm not the sugar coating type of person ...
Posted by måttÿ" on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:14:00 PST