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StinkyFeetLea™ (aka. The Icecream Assassin)

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About Me

is me!!!!! I WAS RECENTLY INFORMED THAT I AM INFACT CALLED STINKYFEETLEA.. BECAUSE OF MY EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA THAT BLASTS THROUGH MY PORCILIN TOILET RESULTING IN ME HAVING STINKY DIARRHEA ALL OVER MY FEET....... INTERESTING ISNT IT!i am fantasical and fully sick like sovalacki. quite cool like cheese i like to think.hellew. im lea.., thats lea as in medow lea but said like leah. my other names include Pia, Smea, Sherena, Rhea and Franny Panny Fanny pants Smithereenes. give me a pencil, bike, camera or sewing machine and ill be entertained for hours. i work at a plant farm so naturally that makes me fully awesome. i have come to notice that i stare at people, i dont mean to do it but it just happens, mostly on the train and then i get weird looks back. it might also be because i have bad long distance eye sight. i keep to myself most of the time which is why i dont talk very much, alot goes on in my head. i love seeing people listening to their music and laughing or smiling, it makes me smile. im a romantic, i love happy endings. i tend to attract guys who are completely wrong for me in the end and i give my heart to them way too easily, which results in getting my heart broken. it would be nice to find someone special who will love me for my spastic quirks. i love the smell and taste of subway. YEP i still sleep with toys on my bed, and i love it. i have a single bed which ive had since year 8 or something and i plan on keeping it forever because its the most comfortable bed ever made and i love it. i am a very curious person. i love slurpies and burning insence. i love having sleep overs and movie nights. i love my family, they are the most re-re people i know which makes them so much more special. i am independant, stubborn and i dont like to be a hastle..... so a tip for you, dont ever try to offer me a lift because ill just say no thankyou. i love manners,i like to play games with this one customer at work and we thank each other for the slightest things which is very ammusing as im sure you can imagine. one of my most favourite things to do is play board games.. i love them so much, esspecially connect4.some of my best times have been playing connect4, its just so fun, and playing it just seems to make all of my troubles go away for that small amount of time im playing. i love cheese and making things out of nothing. and believe me making things from nothing is extreemly difficult. i collect random things. i am a shorty head. who has big hair.big hair that i dont brush and love to wear messy (it is deliberate mess by the way), my hair is the furthest thing from being my best feature. i dress in my very own special way which i think is cool. if you laugh at me for it you are mean, and karmah will get you. WOOOOOO YAY im 4'10 with olive skin. i have a big bum. when i open my eyes up they are rather huge and scary. i dont like to eat animals.they are my friends apart from stupid magpies, i hate them to pieces. im a vegetarian. i love to laugh and smile and make stupid noises.like the elephant. i love seeing things in bazzar places that make me laugh and think how the frig did someone get that up there?. i love being excited and amazed. suprises are fantastic. i love it when friends just show up to my house. it doesnt happen very often but i wish it did (hint hint nudge nudge). im not too good for anyone and am happy to give people my time. i love eating and drinking things that make my lips red. i love wearing red lipgloss and lipstick. i love raspberry lemonade and raspberry starburst lollipops for the above reason. i love having red lips even if it is the result of a reaction... like this one time i tried to do that thing how you blow the leaf and it makes that whistling noise but i did it on a rose leaf and the leaf had some powder on it and my lips had a reaction, my lips looked oh so sexy and red but they hurt rather badly. i also love it when i have a cold and my lips get all red because ive been licking them heaps. your probably thinking im probably a little in the head but meh! =D i love the smell of puppy breath, and listening to peoples tummies. i love cookies, milo, vegies and fruit. i enjoy looking at corners that come towards me. i think pringles are one of the best tasting foods ever made, seriously, once i pop, i cant stop! i am the icecream assassin! put icecream near me and ill gobble it up. I LOVEEEE ICECREAM SOOOO MUCH. i love rainbows and colourful things. i wanna live in the grass like a ladybug. im NOT a hippie. as of 10am friday the 17th of march 2006 i lea pia franny panny fanny pants smithereens officially became a crazy head hooning P plater.so watch out all of you drivers, me and my little buzz box Gregorie will be slowly but surely hooning around.yay to cheese. INCREASE THE PEACE! later gators "SMILE ITS INFECTOUS" ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥.................................................... PEOPLE COME INTO YOUR LIFE FOR A REASON People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of joy. Believe it, it is real. But only for a season. LIFETIME relationships teach you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. Thank you for being a part of my life, whether you were a reason, a season or a lifetime =D ************************************************************ ************************************************************ ***********************************************************

My Interests

of course showing everyone my awesomeness and being super fully cool. pastel painting, drawing, cooking, being crafty, watching movies, making stupid sounds, singing even though im no good at it, late night msn chats, micespacing a million times a day, bike riding, going to the beach, netball, basketball, camping, going out with friends, listening to lame music,and singing in my special way. making messes everywhere, being annoying and fidgety. leaving my homework to the last minute but being a square, messing my hair up. drawing on my skin. being crazzzzzzyyyy like a goose who's eaten some cheese. and yah yah yahhh

I'd like to meet:

a chicken with green feathers ********************************************* A QUOTE- A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking: Arthur Block.kitty dance
..Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it,but only you can feel the true warmth.AS WE GROW UP, we learn that even the one person that wasn’t supposed to let us down probably will. You’ll have your heart broken probably more than once, and it’s harder every time. You’ll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when someone broke yours. You’ll fight with your best friend and maybe even fall in love with them. You’ll blame a new love for something and old one did. You’ll cry because time is passing too fast and you’ll eventually lose someone close to you. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you’ve never been hurt, because every 60 seconds you spend angry and upset it’s a minute of happiness you’ll never get back! /
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Music:

i like heaps of music, just not stab kill screaming swear your head off goth music. i enjoy funny songs too. like the darkness,tracy chapman, boys like girls, three days grace, plain white ts, cat stevens (not only does he have a infectious voice he is super spunky aswell for an older dude), john butler trio, matt coster, foo fighters, the killers, the choir boys, super cool hanson who are actually really super cool, eva casidy, red hot chilli peppers,joshie groban, vicka and linda, kelly clarkson, the veronicas, thirsty merc. me, ummmm. i like lots more. when i think of them ill let you know :D

Movies:

oh i love movies.every variety of movie there is i love it. i just love movies all together. the pink panther, spongebob. napolion dynomite, dumb and dumberer, stupid funny movies, the truth about cats and dogs,i like with out a paddle, the exorcist, everafter, donni darko, bill and ted's movies, a walk to remember, legally blonde movies,lizzie mcquire movie, the hot chick (i love rob schnider so all of this movies are up there in movies i like) final destination movies, shrek, finding nemo, anything with rob schnider, jim carry, david spade, mandymoore and that in it.cars, monsters inc. all of those kiddy disney pixar movies. the ladies man, the night at the rocksberry, never ending story, i just receintly watch monty pythons the quest for the holly grail which was funny as. really enjoyed music and lyrics, and many many more.

Television:

abc little kid shows. docos, the O.C, my names earl, how i met your mother,ugly betty,fairly odd parents, blue water high, sitting ducks, lizzy maguire,house, home and away, southpark, simpsons, faulty towers, tru calling, crossing jordon. i love tv all together. illnever be too cool for cartoons

Books:

i like books with alot of detail. history and fact books are always intesting. as are craft books. girl 15, charming but insain by Sue Limb was a crack up.

Heroes:

the person who invented water. he must have been smart :D where would i be without water...........(something tara wrote for me to follow)- this is what u are... to me! xxxO Apr 4, 2007 ur are unique as u are genuine. with ur artistic flair, and by the way you do ur hair, i can tell u were destined for way bigger, and hell betta things. u are so photogenic and naturally gorgeous, that i often find myself wanting to cause you permanent bodily harm. u know when a person is just so cute, you have thses outrageous incentives to hurt them?... well thats what i get with u. noone else can wear rainbow slippers and fluffy socks, with animal heads on them, like u can. ur environmentally friendly and exceptionally thoughtful, caring and sincere. u have amazed me several times by just how beautiful a friend u are, both insde and out. some of the things you have done for me in the short time we have been friends, ppl ive known almost my whole life have never done, and i could never imagine they would. i LOVE YOU BobbleHeadTM. u are one girl i find phenomenal, and when im around u, i am completely comfortable with who i am; minus the smoking part (u do have a valid point!) u feed my ego, ur a comedians best friend (in this case, 2nd best). u named ur car Gregorie: thats worth a mention. don't ever doubt your worth. u are an amazing soul. and don't ever think you're not worth loving... because one day, a guy out there is gonna open up his eyes, growing old and tired of superficiality, and see true beauty; one that lasts forever, and by that, he will see you. he will do this at exactly the right time, and see what we see, and have seen from the moment you came into our lives. xxxO

My Blog

25 reasons i owe my Mim for my life education =)

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Posted by StinkyFeetLea™ (aka. The Icecream Assassin) on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:46:00 PST

you were a 90s kid if....

You’re a 90s kid if: You can finish this [Ice Ice _ _ _ _ ]You remember watching:- Hey Arnold- The Bugs Bunny Show- Ren & Stimpy- Pinky and the Brain- AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!- Rocko’s ...
Posted by StinkyFeetLea™ (aka. The Icecream Assassin) on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:34:00 PST

boyfriend application

[BOYFRIEND APPLICATION] 1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Whats your sign?5. Phone Number:6. Location:7. Height:8. Hair (color and style):9. Piercings/tattoos:HERE COMES THE FUN:1. Are we friends?2...
Posted by StinkyFeetLea™ (aka. The Icecream Assassin) on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 01:30:00 PST

growing up in australia in the 90s

..> ..TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes"> i loved growing up and being a kid. this stuff is so accurate =D and alot i still do... gosh do you remember.......... You watched the ABC...
Posted by StinkyFeetLea™ (aka. The Icecream Assassin) on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST