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Profile GeneratorMay Contain Nuts are really good,
They're brought to you straight from da h00d.
They make mad tunes and gnarly beats,
So clap your hands and stamp your feet.
They want you all to be their friend,
So comment them or friend request.
Don't be afraid, no don't be scared,
I just warn you to be prepared.
For they are brutal, yes they be raw,
They've got talent never seen before.
They'll soothe your soul,
They'll heal your cuts,
I introduce,
May Contain Nuts.
FAQ:
Q: LYKE, ARE YEW GUYZ A SERIOUS BAND?
A: Let me answer your question with another question....ARE SANDY COHEN'S EYE BROW'S PLUCKED AND TAMED?! NO. THEY ARE NOT. AND WE ARE NOT A SERIOUS MU' FUGGIN' BAND!
Q: I think I saw you on ‘Today Tonight’ and ‘The Chaser’s War on Everything’. Was that really you?
A: You bet your sweet pippy it was.
Q: Can you please write me a song?
A: Yeah, probably not. You can still try to bribe us though.
Q: Can I get a shirt?
A: y00 iz writin diz t0ple$$?!?>?!?!!>1one!11 We’re working on shirts, yo.
Q: How do you find time to make such terrible music?
A: We live in Adelaide.
Q: How was your weekend?
A: Filled with frolicking through buttercup fields, and uncontrollable spinkick spasms.
Q: Is there a position vancant?
A: There may be room for guest collaboration, but you gotta be thepthal. And ya gotta have faith-a-faith-a-faith.
Q: Do I know you?
A: I’m yo daddeh. OWWWW!
Q: All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
A: I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger
