Captain Salty's 30 Minute Pirate Hour

About Me

Caution: The following program contains material that some people will consider offensive. Do not view if you are one of them. Sometimes the videos are not broadcast quality. Bear with the poverty of the artist. We do strange things here at Captain Salty's. Do not do them at home. And now, Captain Salty's 30 Minute Pirate Hour.

Some of you may remember me from my TV show in Michigan back in 2001/02. We're in pre-production on a new show, but we'll try to keep uploading stuff from the old show, too. Just for ease of loading the page, they will be in my video section.***WANT TO BE ON TV? WE'RE WORKING ON A NEW SHOW! CONTACT US AND TELL US WHY YOU SHOULD BE ON...

My Interests

MUSIC...COMEDY...ALIENS...^%#^%#$*(^&%(*&^ ...

I'd like to meet:

Musicians and comedians. Aliens and well, just about anyone.

***IF YOU'RE IN A BAND THAT WAS ON MY SHOW AND YOU WANT YOUR MUSIC VIDEO TO BE SHOWN HERE, PLEASE CONTACT ME***Watch this video... .. "High as F@%k" Music Video on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

of course

Movies:

Werner Herzog, Akira Kurosawa, John Ford, Alfred Hitchcock, Preston Sturges, Stanley Kubrick

Television:

Captain Salty's 30 Minute Pirate Hour, Henry Rollins, The Big Idea, anything Formula One

Books:

yes

Heroes:

not really - well, maybe that frog...