I'm not afraid to make myself look like an asshole for the sake of making others laugh. In fact, I'm quite good at it. I have no tattoos. Don't really care. I have the interests of a tomboy with the heart of a girl. I have little patience for bullshit or booty-calls. I can hold my own but I'm not unbreakable. I'm big on ideas but need to be pushed to finish anything. I'm kind of quiet around some, kind of loud around others. I'm laid back but like to have fun. I don't crave attention but I enjoy it when it's offered to me. I hate drama but I'm as guilty as the next gal. I believe family and friends are to be cherished. I've been told I have the bluest eyes you'll ever see. I'm better at writing stories than telling them. I sometimes blog a lot. I try to be kind, strong, and true to myself. I love robots. I collect toys. I read comic books. I watch cartoons. I'm a nerd. I'm a pop culture idiot. I watch a lot of movies. Not so much tv anymore. Politics put me to sleep. I think being PC is boring and being offensive is fun. Let's face it, fart jokes never get old and muscle cars are always cool! ...
George Choudas... "Why?" you ask...
Though I've never met her, I suspect Claudean is some kind of preternatural genius. And I know you'll think I'm crazy, but unless I'm seriously mistaken, the large smudge underneath the subtitle (specifically, under the "a" in "and") appears to be the silhouette of two people (long-haired woman at left, short-haired man at right) making love atop a cask of rum. Which, upside down, also happens to be the very rough outline of a skull-and-crossbones image (with the ovalish cask being the skull and the linear bodies being the bones).
Subliminal imagery in advertising is a minor hobby of mine, and this is subliminal genius like I've never seen it before.
—George Choudas, author of The Pirate Primer"
I'm far from being any sort of audiofile. I've given up on trying to stay current. i dig 1950's Doo Wop. 1960's Motown. 1970's Soul. 1980's Metal. 1990's Pre-grunge "alternative". I'm over punk and most contemporary music gives me a headache....
Return of the Jedi, Mallrats, Gattaca, Donnie Darko, Bubba Ho-Tep, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Reservior Dogs, The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, House of 1000 Corpses, Back to the Future, Army of Darkness, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Bad News Bears, Six String Samurai, High Fidelity, El Mariachi, Desperado, Alien, Aliens, Contact, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Right Stuff, Apollo 13, American Graffiti, Stand By Me, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, X-Men, Superman I & II, Batman, Batman Returns, Lost in Translation, Punch Drunk Love, The Iron Giant, Napoleon Dynamite, A League of Thier Own, Peggy Sue Got Married — this, of course, is but a sample of my movie interests...
The Adult Swim Sunday night line-up, The FOX Sunday night line-up, Freaks and Geeks (RIP), American Dreams, Smallville, Reno 911, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama, South Park....
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