durhamk profile picture

durhamk

I am here for Friends

About Me

Simpsons nerd, sweet (as in sugar, not nice) freak, Oxymoronatron junky (don't tell anyone), Disco dancer, and a fan of the Colonel.

My Interests

My friends, anything that makes me laugh, Sadie and Will (God Children), collecting Simpsons stuff, Kitty and Little Dude (My kittens), Disco, dancing, thrifting/yard sales, shopping in general, holidays, giving and receiving gifts, decorating, throwing parties, looking in windows at night to see how houses are decorated, cartoons, sugar, playing volleyball, skating, making/building stuff, shoes, sleeping in, naps, vacations, dvr recorders, my car that talks back to me, my chocolate fountain, fondue and food in general.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever! I take that back. One exception would be guys I do not know that have a collection of nothing but females in their friend's list. CREEPY!

Music:

Anything but (new) country or sleepy music.

Movies:

The list is too long but Pulp Fiction, So I married an Axe Murderer, Napoleon Dynamite and Seven are a few of my most favorites. I also really like Super Bad and Juno this year.

Television:

The Simpsons, Home Movies, Dexter, Scrubs, The Office, My Name is Earl, Weeds, Grey's Anatomy, and home improvement/decorating shows. Damn that DVR. I used to love Dead Like Me, Six Feet Under, and Freaks and Geeks until they were canceled (Boo).

Books:

Scary ones mostly written by James Patterson.

Heroes:

Claudean and Alexis. OK, Tony Barnes because he has a tabletop Centipede Game (I'm so jealous).