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i collect and restore antique firearms that i than use in extortion, robbery, and murder, as they have no registered serial numbers, and are therefore untraceable.
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myself. but each year, this becomes more and more of a unlikely event as i slip further into delusional schizophrenia. if you'd like to donate to my mental health fund, send your checks to me C/O 'Crying For The Whales...And The Future' PO BOX 3245, West Haberbrook, NJ 93202
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"SHE SAID NO!" my autobiography, due out in stores soon! also be on the lookout for "Confessions Of An American Bastard" tales of my life on the road.
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