Kandi Leu

i throw very successful bachelorette parties, largely because i know more foxy dames than the average bear. i will sleep in the boat if you insist. i want to come over for dinner, cook nothing, and wash dishes afterward. apparently, i am not at all a pirate, despite what my boots and belt buckle suggest. i don't spend much time on soapboxes these days. at an early age, i developed an affinity for space saving ideas. i want to conquer your swimmin' hole. i reclaimed the fleur de lis from the red hat ladies. amazing is the only adjective i know. i break for karaoke.