Riding the Trains at Tilden (Mr. Baby Update) |
We took the baby to Tilden for his Nine Month Birthday to ride the trains and the carousel. Griffin had a similarly skeptical expression to the one I have in this photo. I tried to put star shaped sun...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:07:00 GMT |
Fun With Infants (Part One): Stuff on My Baby |
Stuff On My Baby.From the first day you bring your newborn home, you can begin putting stuff on him or her. A sleeping baby is a great place to put stuff. They don't mind and since they spend a lot of...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
Advice for the KU’d |
This is an excerpt from a pep talk/advice letter I recently sent to a newly pregnant pal.*Use fancy markers to write slogans for yourself and post them around your areas. Mirrors are important billboa...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 01:44:00 GMT |
I hate earthquakes when Im naked... |
So I'm all alone and soaking my big ole pregnant self in a hot steamy bath when all of a sudden, my vision gets blurry, shaky and I feel totally disoriented. Am I going to pass out? I immediately assu...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:40:00 GMT |
Dish on the Top 4 |
Random Questionnaire my Little Sister Posted: (You may notice the slightly collegiate tone to the questions. The Rules:- Don't change your top 4.- Be completely honest.[PERSON ONE] Cindy Jones Button ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 09:34:00 GMT |
And then I grew a penis..... |
Holy crap. I grew a dick! Thankfully, no one can see it from the outside, but the ultrasound clearly showed a cock and balls! Huh? My first baby was supposed to be a girl! Actually, we had a daughter ...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:41:00 GMT |
Holy Shit. I'm Getting Married Tomorrow. |
I think the title just about sums it up. I am getting hitched on Sunday. Wow. Jake and I are making it, well, not exactly "legal" but closer to the word than we usually like to be. I am not, at all, n...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 01:27:00 GMT |
Notes on Being Knocked-Up |
I am adapting to the whole concept of being pregnant. It helps that the nausea has finally subsided. I still feel like my body has been hijacked by something with its own set of needs and priorities, ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 18:59:00 GMT |
The Sober Life |
My dear friend, Beer, and I are estranged. It has been a long and mostly pleasant relationship, with only a few nasty tiffs along the way. Beer was there for me and I was there for Beer. For the most ...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:52:00 GMT |
Aardvarks- They Bite the Hell Out of Me |
I was unpacking boxes today and found this essay one of my students wrote for me when he was in my detention back in 1999. I was twenty-one and teaching sixteen year old kids about the joys of English...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 20:59:00 GMT |
