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About Me

I'd consider my self a confused gulf war veteran lookin' for a good time. I just won the lottery and I am looking for someone to spend it with. I have tourette's syndrome but the good news is I don't know any curse words. I just yell stuff like "I LOVE YOU!"" HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY!"" LET"S BE FREINDS""I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU". I am someone who experiences life as a tumultuous sea of incredible sensation. I spend my time drinking cheap champagne, ridding ferris wheels, and looking into peoples backyards. I've never been Ice skating but something tells me it would be embarssing. I don't like to throw up even though I feel better afterwards. I'm currently writting a childrens book about Billy Crystals dad but I'm having a hard time with the historical background. ..

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My Interests

Science quakery, fanatic religons, Jesus, Satan, Rodney Dangerfeild, toliet wine.

I'd like to meet:

Dale Earnhardt's ghost

Music:

Cajun music* smooth jazz* bird calls* powerlines* bees and T Rex--- !!!JAKE THE RAPPER!!! woody guthrie* devendra banhart * son house * faun fables * matmos* Bonnie "Prince" Billy * Animal Collective * the castanets * the handsome family * charlie patton* mingus*anything close to gypsy music *chiptune* jug bands * Boom Bip* man man *glitch* anderew bird * nina simone * tom waits* Hirokazu Tanaka* vetiver * Joanna Newsome * Panda Bear * Iron and Wine * john zorn * hobo chiors * smog * Boredoms * the velvet underground * dock boggs * deerhoof* grizzly bear * the balfa brothers* sixteen horsepower * gogol bordello * Witch * Aphex Twin*.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

Movies:

Giant Girl Doll

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Television:

the cosby show*jimmy swaggart( i prefer the reruns...i don't like my televgelist unless i know that when they get off work they are wearing a diaper and/or being spanked by a hooker)

Books:

MY FAVORITE RIGHT NOW...edgar allen poe*margret atwood*grims fairy tales( i love fairy tales...i write them...i live them)*gabriel garcia marquez* thomas pynchon*journey to the end of the night-celine*thoreu*henry miller-tropic of cancer( love them all)* flanery o'connor* john banville*don quioxte---I think I love this book* the power and the glory-graham greene* leaves of grass-whitman*umberto eco*pilgrim at tinker creek- annie dillard* the silent world - j.y cousteau* the letters of van gogh*r. w. emerson* d. sedaris* w.b yeats* the mathematical works of poincare'* the little prince* reader's digest*Cabinet magazine* McSweeny's Quaterly* Beliver* red book*cosmo*christian gun enthusiast weekly*

Heroes:

bill cosby, god

My Blog

the ghost has so long overawed us

this is an excerpt from one of the most unique and imaginative men to walk the planet...edgar allen poe. in this excerpt poe is describing the human tendency toward impulse and the perverse. he beauti...
Posted by jobe cruel on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 11:32:00 PST

real life sophistries and other very truthful poetic lies

here are some beautiful quotes from the amazing and mysterious Thomas Pynchon's GRAVITY'S RAINBOW...i wish to share these with all my friends and spectators... It's been a prevalent notion. Fallen spa...
Posted by jobe cruel on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:40:00 PST

popularity contest...

this is a test. i'm just curious...and of course in no way am i... vain, fishing for compliments, worried that people don't like me, self-deprecating... i certainly do not pretend to be a ...
Posted by jobe cruel on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 10:35:00 PST

the song the leper sings

the song the leper sings by Rainer Maria Rilke See, I am one who's been abandoned by everyone.Nobody in the city knows of me.I've been stricken by leprosy.I beat my wooden clapper,and pound my sad the...
Posted by jobe cruel on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 06:14:00 PST

driving, dying, and the saxiphonal hymn.

i'm listening to coltrane's "alabama" on repeat. "alabama" is the muffled sound from beneath the rock, the painful song that squeezes through the fingers of the fist, it's the last gasp under the foot...
Posted by jobe cruel on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 10:32:00 PST

if all memories...

were small animals that i could chase into the woods... in all my dreams lately...i'm a little boy re-living my own memories with the eyes of an adult...there is no bill cosby, the gardens are artific...
Posted by jobe cruel on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:02:00 PST

Hook hands and eye-patches

I make alot of mistakes...
Posted by jobe cruel on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 02:08:00 PST

Supernatural florist meets John Doe

Have you ever been in a room alone with a dead body? I am daily, it's just part of the graveyard florist biz. This morning in the chapel it was John Doe and I. The only sound between us was the low bu...
Posted by jobe cruel on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 02:55:00 PST

The mathematical world of ugly kittens

The mathematician is fascinated with the marvelous beauty of the forms he constructs, and in their beauty he finds everlasting truth. Mathematics has beauties of its own -- a symmetry an...
Posted by jobe cruel on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 12:11:00 PST

Theoretical Mathematic Emotion

This can be represented as: wound healing occurs by quite different mechanisms in hoboes and adults. In the latter case, it has long been known that cells crawl inwards via lamellipodia to close t...
Posted by jobe cruel on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST