He had a passion for his ship's figurehead that no living, breathing woman could satisfy...
Roller girls, Jimmy page, midgets and people who can make me laugh.
Led Zeppelin, Budget girls, T-rex, Interpol, The Rolling stones, Blondie, Stax records stuff, The Beatles, Deep purple, David Bowie, ABBA, The Supremes, The Ronettes, The Sweet, Cheap trick, the Who, the Von bondies, Motown stuff, the dirty burds, Thin Lizzy, Devo,
Lost in Translation, Happiness, Goldfinger, Chubby crumpet 7, The cosmic adventures of Dandy Taylor and his gang of midget morons, Spinal tap, Chopper, Lude master's revenge, Star wars, Being John Malkovich, any instructional film from the 50's, Ator the invincible, Outlandish tales of depraved women 2, Dr. Strangelove, O' brother where art thou, Willy wonka and the chocolate factory,
Arrested development, Monty Python, Family Guy, Futurama, The Muppets, The young ones, Blackadder, Simpsons, Seinfield, League of Gentleman, Obscure late night documentries, Fawlty towers, Curb your enthusiasm, Dr. Who, Battle of the planets
I love reading but I am to lazy to list all my favourite books. I've done a lot of reading in my time. I used to read so much that my school teacher (when I was ten) had a glass jar full of chalk bits specifically for the purpose of throwing at me when she caught me reading books under my desk during math...