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About Me

I AM MEi like to chase the stars and think stupid thoughts, for example why can i buy a personal attck alarm, but not an impersonal attack alarm ? i like to play around with paintball airsoft, or any game related wary type of thing (is wary a real world ? it should be) i like to breath in the sea air, i love to drink alchol they throw it back up again, i hate other peoples cildren, i hate people going on holidays and not taking me along with them :D and i hate food thats green, i dont class potatoe products as vegatables, and pea's with gravy is more meat than vegy if the stock is good, :D chocalate is great, beards rule,being naked is fun but can get you arrested, Yet wearing to many cloaths is uncomfortable and dangerous yet not an arrestable offence. my TV is Huge infact nearly as big as my sitting room yet i never watch it !!!, i like to sit in random places in the sun with a book, maybe evan read it. love to people watch, but hate people watching me, always end up chatting to them girls who stand in streets for them charities, but never have the guts to ask for their number, and i fear dying of old age.i have been described as many things, but educted isnt one of them :D but im starting my degree soon !!! wooo hahahah then world domination will follow.i like to roll with life a bit, and have decided i need to make plans for the future rather than livin day by day.

My Interests

Guns and getting on the NEWS, pizza, curry, red wine, Odd alcholic drinks.Life is for living! Strangers are just friends you haven't met yet! Sometimes the biggest risk is never taking one! Discusion is Revolution

I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet one day awacky attractive (maybe not in the usual sence) girl who likes to chill and not be to Itchy feet, i tend to attract women who have itchy feet, and ive discoveorred im not the type of guy whos best at scratching them lol. I also seem to attract girls who have boyfreinds and get confused about what they whant !!! Im honest about how i feel and used to being crushed.But i still wanna meet you all, lets have a big party, il wear a hat.View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

Music:

Is that sound that comes out of stuff other than me !!!i like alsorts, from VAST to rilo kylie, i like music that speaks to me (drowns out them voices in my head) or makes me wish to dress in a new and different way, i like music i can yell to (makes sence when you cant sing) i hate techno, i hate jazz, and i am not a great subscriber to morris dancing either.

Movies:

This is a crash course in the bitter truth of the state of our society, government and the technological system that's beyond even Hitler's own wet dream. If you wanna know what films i like just ask yarrrrrrr

Television:

big and square (now with added dust)Ever since I read that the human mind is more active when it is asleep than when it is watching TV I haven't been so keen on this little invention. I now watch less of it and I have been a happier and more productive man since, well untill i discovered the internet any way !!!!!

Books:

Im realy into the danny wallace and dave gorman books at the moment, they make me smile, and are pretty random.There is no such thing as a bad book. Even the worst books make great kindling.

Heroes:

I always thought this was a Odd question.

My Blog

Weezer - Pork & Beans

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Posted by The official trendy jockstrap myspace on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:08:00 PST

Cheese is the Best

ok thanks mark bud for having this on a bulletin, ive now stolen it for my blog... This woman i love, and now shes gone and pulled me in evan more with a cheese obsesion i can only admire... ...
Posted by The official trendy jockstrap myspace on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:29:00 PST

Internet Suction cups !!! and Narcissism

Speaking to a friend from ozz last nigth who i havnt spoke to in ages, we sorrta discused the NET in relationship to why a month or so ago she removed her Myspace profile without warning. From here th...
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Yo yankies how to make tea

Ok looking around the net, to try teach btram how to make a cuppa ive found most sites are done by Yanks, and they aint got a bleddy clue !!! many suggest Earl grey !! bleeeaaaaa noooooooo its disguct...
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Did Humans and Dinosaurs Coexist ?

Because Wikipedia is the domain of satanist-liberal-homosexual-atheists, a small group of god fearing Americans have come up with an alternative to the encyclopedia of satan. Here's an example of what...
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Is gingerism as bad as racism?

Is gingerism as bad as racism? ..> ..> By Finlo Rohrer BBC News Magazine A red-haired family claims to have been driven from their Newcastle home because of abuse. Why is the harassment of redhea...
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Golly Wogs and PC GONE MAD

ok has PC gone mad ? reading an articla about Vogon britain i found this http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.htm l?in_article_id=442509&in_page_id=1770&in_pag...
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I discovered where the samaratins live !!!!

ok there i am wondering why jews live in banks, and had a look on wiki crapila and found this "There are over 260,000 Israeli settlers living in the West Bank, as well as around 185,000 Israeli Jews l...
Posted by The official trendy jockstrap myspace on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST

Glitter Graphics

..> Glitter Graphics Glitter Graphicsthere fuckin gay and look gay and are stupid and lazy as fuckplease people stop bleddy using them, you look gay, and a bit of a half hearted wankeryes ive used ...
Posted by The official trendy jockstrap myspace on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 10:37:00 PST

Men V Women and the ladder theory

OK the ladder theory loads of research and most women still refuse to its existance. but men they dont whant us to know the truth. learn the truth and grab your girl. ive followed this for the ...
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