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About Me

Masthead Banner Made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own! DUDE!!!I like cheese..and pizza.. and pizza with cheese. Im me..tell me what to do i wont listen. I have a happy life... i have a great boyfriend so any lad planning on flirting with me go play with the lorries im not interested... HOWEVER i do like friends so feel free to have a normal convo with me. i hate spam and before you attemt to send me that mesage you are writing... my sex life is good and i do not want 50% off viagra.i think single beds are comfy-er-er than doubles (especialy if u are alone) and i love snuggling on the sofa with a bottle of dr pepper.Frogs are spawn of the devil and deserve to be eaten by all things french.No matter what he says i do not look like a cockerili tend to forget things and misplace things and generally are quite clumsy.some of my fave activities are... Flying kites. Going down stairs in my sleeping bag swimming eating drinking snoging other stuffing ;-) sleeping bog jumping bike riding laughing. and lots more of course!so yer thats basicly me.. if u can fink of any fing else i do lemme know lolPEACE!
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My Interests

Playing Music,listening to Music,Reading......SINGING!!Writing poetry..swimming...Going out on expeditions...go karts...mud...MEN IN MARPAT !! ;-)

I'd like to meet:

Amy Lee Ty Pennington Hulk Hogan

Music:

EVERYTHING!billy talent,blink 182,damien rice,children of bodem,rise against,Funeral for a friend,bowling for soup,Biffy Clyro,AC/DC!!safety in numbers,system of a down,Mindless self-indulgence,fall out boy, panic at the disco, Tenasious D

Movies:

shaun of the dead !! wedding singer happy gilmore pick of destiny Spider man

Television:

CSI, Scrubs, Friends, my name is earl, family guy..Extreme makeover home edition!

Books:

Bill Bryson " A short historY...." Skellig Poems Obsticle distractions and plain damn ingnorance (my poems!)

Heroes:

Matt Spiderman my Grandad Steve irwin Hulk Hogan Ty penningtonCarrie.. You make me chuckle so much...we have so much fun.. Virgin mary..lmfao...one day i am sure i will wet myself laughing with you :P luves yoo...!!Geowge.. I luv your huggles..Remember wen we rolled down that hill...lol lurves yooo..!!Matt... You are my one and only... My knight in dirty marpat..!! ;-) You have literally been there for me through what i see as the hardest part of my life so far... You make me so happy... you and your ginger-ness-ness-ness..!! We have the best times! "your such a dick...i love it!" Love you baby.. Not long till im yours 24-7 :-DGuys i love you all.... x x x x x

My Blog

meaning of life...

For me is..Well.. I spose its not the meaning of life..rather why i think i was put here on earth.I believe That i personally was put here on earth to keep everyone else happy..Im good at that.YOu see...
Posted by ... DORK ... on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 12:50:00 PST

Life has changed..for the good.

I have realised recently that there are so many things we take for granted...running water for example. With out it the world is in termoil. The clouds..They provide us with rain..to water crops..to f...
Posted by ... DORK ... on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:45:00 PST

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Posted by ... DORK ... on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:02:00 PST

Its all about me.....

..> Get to Know Me ...About You... Nickname . . . Gem . . . Sex Female Eye Color Brown Hair Color Brown Height 5"5 Favorite Color Red Screen Name Musicmad_91 Your Car Dont have one Your ...
Posted by ... DORK ... on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:53:00 PST

Gone.....

You never quite understand what you've got till its gone. when it goes it goes so quickly that your not quite sure whats going on. On minuet everything is fine. the next....... you've lost the most im...
Posted by ... DORK ... on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:45:00 PST

The Right Path

  The Right Path Would you leave all behind to follow just your heart? Would you go both hand in hand never again to part? Would you forget all the past to spend this time alone? Would you be wil...
Posted by ... DORK ... on Sat, 06 May 2006 12:55:00 PST