Hello my name's Paul and I'm a
Salamaholic!
If you combined Monk, Brendan Frasier from Due South and had a bit of Columbo at the end you would have the BEST detective EVER!! It would be this scruffy, sketchy guy with the best eye for detail in the world and he would have a fucking cool dog.
Me and my mate Leon DJ at this crazy metal night in Bristol! So if you fancy getting metal on a Friday night, then come on down. We'll do out best to play your requests (no matter how bizzare/extreme), and make sure you have a fuckin good time at the ONLY club in Bristol that actually plays any real metal.
Click this flyer for more infoI absolutly fucking hate:
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Babies crying
People that dont press the button on Pelican crossings
People that KEEP pressing the buttons on Pelican crossings thinking it will make the lights change faster!
Ben James
Queues
Old people that get in your way
Fat familys
People that talk crap but think their interesting
Russel Brand
Getting out of bed
Mouth ulcers
People who take ages doing simple tasks (unless their wasted of course)
Poeple getting in my way
Somalians
Rude people
People that say "Get over it!"
Poncy Vegetarians/Vegans
Myspace profiles that take fucking years to load cos all the bloody crap on them like videos and falling stars and your mum turning in a waffle iron and stupid layout designs that dont take into consideration that not everybodys computer is top of the range! Just cos your mummy and daddy can afford a good computer doesnt mean everybody else has one.
... then im guna stay on the drugs thanks very much!!