Herr Mueller

"Fish Criminals" and other fragments

-A gang of  fish criminals floods a convenience store so they can swim in and rob it. Unfortunately the store sells only rubber snakes and matchbox cars and therefore has very little cash on hand...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:58:00 PST

I'm afraid Colonel Mustard might have shot himself

             I couldn't imagine at first what he could be doing under that overpass. I was just searching for a shortcut because there's no easy w...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

"Remember me? I'm that thing that cuts your head off!"

I learned two things from my dream last night. 1. Cars are like bicycles. If you don't put your foot down when you stop they will fall over on their side (unless you have a kickstand). 2. Don't ever...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

being the lizard king, momentarily

I dreamed of grocery shopping in serial this morning. It was a small country grocery store that also sold live bait. I think it was based on a roadside store, either in Virginnia or New...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bth tb

i saw the underside of my bathtub tonite. I mean the part that faces away from where you stand. it was rusty and even more unpleasant than the pock marked procelain side that is there for the wide wor...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wild wild nap

I just had a dream I was in a book store reading the dust jacket on a book that read I NEVER HAD THAT MUCH FUN BEING A HISTORY TEACHER "Not the kind of book you'd recommend to anyone" L...
Posted by Herr Mueller on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST