Because I'm not catholic, I find it odd to celebrate a saint's day... |
But that doesn't stop me from being curious.St. Valentine's feast day was founded in 496 by some pope. The saint could have been one of three people who lived and died during the reign of Emperor Cla...
Posted by burrito on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST |
So the phone rings, and.... |
"Hello?""Hi, I think you gave me your number last night, and...well, I don't really remember much, so I'm just trying to piece it all together."I laugh, because, really, what would you do? Then, I as...
Posted by burrito on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST |
Recipe for Awesome. |
1. Wake up sometime after noon in a warm bed, knowing that the world is cold and icy outside. Lay around for as long as possible, thinking about people who are nice and attractive and wonderful.2. ...
Posted by burrito on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST |
C.U.N.T. |
Consent Under Non-Coersive Terms.Best anti-rape shirt. Ever.
Posted by burrito on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 10:01:00 PST |
She'll say anything to make you move again. |
I am 100% sure that that I deserve better, etc.I am equally certain that I just don't care.Also, I love the snow. I love the way it sparkles under the streetlamps like diamonds and the way it blows o...
Posted by burrito on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:15:00 PST |
Mr. Mustache goes to Raleigh. |
I had a little stowaway on my trip to Raleigh this time....I felt bad, keeping the poor guy crammed into my purse, so I got him his own seat right by the window. He kept babbling about snakes, and ho...
Posted by burrito on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 02:34:00 PST |
Catherine says my blogs should be about this sort of stuff. |
Today, I saw the scariest thing I have ever seen. I was in Boulder, sitting outside the Anthropology building with my friend, drinking coffee and smoking, and this girl walked by. She was wearing one...
Posted by burrito on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:10:00 PST |
It's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. |
If Robert Zemeckis is to believed--and how can you doubt the man who made Who Framed Roger Rabbit?--then in nine years, we will be driving flying cars, fooling around on hoverboards, going to 80s cafe...
Posted by burrito on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST |
Details matter; fuck Jesus. |
It's snowing today. I love the first snow; I only wish it were snowing harder so I would feel more justified in my desire to blow off everything and run around outside, drinking coffee and smoking fa...
Posted by burrito on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 03:42:00 PST |
Today, I tasted a god's orgasm in the form of a hot fresh Krispy Kreme. |
I am very happy because Maggie drove me all the way to Highland's Ranch just for donuts. That kind of love does not come about often, and when it does, it is amazing. I got to see the happy little d...
Posted by burrito on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST |
