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ingrid

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About Me

i study arabic and politics and the Middle East. i like squirrels. especially ones named pepe. and boys. i like boys [black, white, puerto rican, chinese boys... *woot* in the words of ms. misdemeanor]. my smile is indistinguishable from when i'm simply gritting my teeth. i am contemplating an affair with a married man who visits me every day at work to kiss me on both cheeks and tell me about the adventures we'll have hiking through the mountains of northern india--- but he's italian, so it's ok right??? it's a slippery slope my friends...


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mad world.

    RIP Alyssa.  
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:32:00 GMT

Qu'est-ce que fuck?!?

been having lots of dreams about portland lately.  friends, places, school... i wake up suddenly and honestly think i am there for several seconds before realizing i am alone, sweating, in my par...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:18:00 GMT

"Shall quips and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?"

confessional:  although generally suspicious about the idea of marriage, i always wanted to be Emma Thompson, or rather Beatrice, to Kenneth Branagh's Signior Benedick in Much Ado About Noth...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 01:50:00 GMT

purge

what an interesting world it is.  how does one reconcile the vagaries of personal experience with a wider sense of place in society and time?  I feel these days as if i know nothing; as if t...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 22:50:00 GMT

confessions of a bibliography nerd

my favorite part about writing a paper is the doing the bibliography.  i always save it for last, so that it's the final thing i do, after all the revisions have been made and i am satisfied with...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Aug 2005 20:33:00 GMT

this does not happen to boys.

i don't understand why my body reacts so violently to my emotions. joy is felt through tremors and sorrow through oppressive weight and biting chills. but regardless of extreme joy or sorrow, my sto...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Feb 2005 23:34:00 GMT

descent into drama-rama.

wow. didn't see that one coming. i wish that i could just sleep for days, go numb, blank until all of this was over, or erased, or forgotten. but no, my little sister arrives in five hours and i must ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Jan 2005 12:34:00 GMT

merde

some idiot in a bakery delivery truck pulled out and hit my car this morning, knocking  my bumper clear off.  horray for increased insurance premiums.  and i fractured two fingers on my...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Oct 2004 13:28:00 GMT

it turns out inquiring minds don't really care

that i saw the movie coffee and cigarettes [or is it the other way around?]. it was stinkin great. now i want coffee, or perhaps a cigarette. i am in need of friends in this fine city. i made tw...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Jun 2004 00:13:00 GMT

i'm five years older and in college!!!

*sigh* crushes rock. rock star crushes. i want to have ten thousand babies with a certain 90-lb. norwegian boy who makes me smile uncontrollably and giggle without provocation. we sang the happ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 May 2004 01:45:00 GMT