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About Me

It's always about me I guess. My name is Joe. I am a regular 25 year old guy when I am not working (which I do a lot). I just married my longtime girlfriend, Ashley, and I've never been happier. I enjoy movies, music, drinking, video games, drinking, and what else... oh yeah drinking. I like hanging out not doing a whole lot of anything when I get some spare time, and I guess when work is slow I'll be updating this little guy, so stay tuned, and I'll be happy to update whenever I get a chance. JoeFavorite quotes:
"Just don't pour beer on her. She's my wife, I love her."- Guy in front of us at the Broncos game.
"If you would have turned and looked for the ball you wouldn't have been hurt, faggot."- Guy behind us at the Broncos game.
"Shut up, and take off your fat suit."- Drunk Eagles fan at the Broncos Game.
"I'm talking about a little place called Aspen, where the beer flows like wine."
Ashley on Phil and Rachel calling it quits. "I'm going to go console my brother, he just got his heart broken." "Well he pee'd on another girl, it's his own fault."
"That guy is dumber than a sack of hampsters" - Ronda at Care Plus.
"I got a fever. And the only perscription is MORE COW BELL!"
"This is so going on myspace."
"You say tomato I say midget."
"You're about to get pwnd."
"I've tasted sugar cane, it tastes like shit. Panda Bears are dumbasses!"
"I can't wait to yell at someone. I gotta find my whistle." - Jared on his apparent philosophy of coaching.
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My Interests

Sports, hanging out, video games, movies, music. You know, the norm.

I'd like to meet:

Adam's future self. So he could tell me how to time travel. I'd also like to meet anyone else too. People are very interesting.

Music:

Rise Against , Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance , Coheed and Cambria , The Killers , Blink 182 , The Fray . Most country, rock, pop, jazz, rap, you name it I probably listen to it.

Movies:

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My Blog

My Anti Tag

I am too fat, too lazy, and too slow to outrun anyone trying to tag me. So NOOO! I don't play that game. Where's the ho ho's?
Posted by Jophus on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 06:02:00 PST

Life right now.

It's times like these when I'm sitting at my kitchen counter looking over at Malibu and gazing outside the window at the snow that I realize how lucky I really am. I have a fioncee whom I absolutely a...
Posted by Jophus on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST

Can freaking coon!

http://dreamsresorts.com/cancun/index.html I'm going on the 17th of June! I'm not excited or anything....
Posted by Jophus on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

Extended network box

What is up with that box? Isn't everyone in your extended network? It should give the degrees of separation or something. That would be cooler. But noooo, now it's just a waste of space. Speaking of w...
Posted by Jophus on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:56:00 PST

I don't have enough hoodies.

http://www.weirdal.com/merch.htm I want the white and nerdy Hoodie! Sweet!
Posted by Jophus on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST

Random

So does anyone ever get the feeling that nobody is reading this or cares about it? Every time that I sit down to write one of these blogs I realize that everyone that would read it already knows what ...
Posted by Jophus on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:20:00 PST

Life

For those of you that don't know, I've had a very big week. I got engaged on Tuesday evening. I know, it's about time. ;P But I felt that it was the right time. I have a fiancee, but because I hate th...
Posted by Jophus on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 03:18:00 PST

Friends

I've done the whole Ashley and me thing. I'm done with it. I want friends. I've learned that life is no fun without anyone around. I always thought I would be okay without them around, I was sadly mis...
Posted by Jophus on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 03:41:00 PST

Puppies

So I know that I have like 2 people that read this, well that are subscribed, doesn't mean that they read it. I am excited however, I got word yesterday of a puppy that was born about 9 days ago. ...
Posted by Jophus on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 06:02:00 PST

Good times

Hey there, how's my page looking? I'ma go Johnny 5 for a sec. Need Input. :)
Posted by Jophus on Thu, 27 Oct 2005 09:41:00 PST