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I actually told him: "Frank is the New Black" |
Thank you Sushirock, for making this moment possible:
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This is gonna be THE DOPE SHIT! |
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THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CAME!!!!...
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I was CROP DUSTED by a Gay-Homosexual Man Of Leisure! |
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My future husband: |
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Only in Japan!!!!!! |
How could something so wrong be SO right!!!
The only other place you can find a 3 year old with a bleached blonde mullet is at Michael Jackson's ranch. Dude, I love Japan!...
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I wanted to stab my eyes out.... |
...when I overheard a conversation at work today in which a divorced cake loving mom with bad tattoos explained to a lizard tongued cripple how Reiki changed her life and took all her physical pain aw...
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Something TERRIBLE happened! |
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